<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744</id><updated>2011-12-14T22:00:45.049-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: (funny)</title><subtitle type='html'>A collection of "Joke" and "Humor" emails, includeing some really disgusting photos, links to conspiracy theories and maybe even some spam.  I have become completely over taken by the ammount of e-mails that I have to forward includeing the task of filtering what is appropriate to some and not others.  It is all here!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>119</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-113159630979275394</id><published>2005-11-09T23:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-09T23:18:29.866-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Only in America</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;ONLY IN AMERICA:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the&lt;br /&gt;back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can&lt;br /&gt;buy cigarettes at the front.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,&lt;br /&gt;and a diet coke!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the&lt;br /&gt;pens to the counters.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the&lt;br /&gt;driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in&lt;br /&gt;packages of eight.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the&lt;br /&gt;process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning&lt;br /&gt;'bloodsucking creatures'.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille&lt;br /&gt;lettering.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;EVER WONDER .&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid&lt;br /&gt;made with real lemons?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why&lt;br /&gt;don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-113159630979275394?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/113159630979275394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=113159630979275394' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/113159630979275394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/113159630979275394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/11/only-in-america.html' title='Only in America'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-113112444308631653</id><published>2005-11-04T12:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-04T12:14:03.160-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: they are so bad you have to laugh</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise".&lt;br /&gt;The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.&lt;br /&gt;Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly&lt;br /&gt;and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams&lt;br /&gt;back down.&lt;br /&gt;"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.&lt;br /&gt;He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the&lt;br /&gt;lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.&lt;br /&gt;Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and&lt;br /&gt;demands an explanation.&lt;br /&gt;"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"&lt;br /&gt;The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."&lt;br /&gt;"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck."&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery&lt;br /&gt;day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."&lt;br /&gt;The mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them&lt;br /&gt;up."&lt;br /&gt;The daughter did and her hands warmed up.&lt;br /&gt;The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are&lt;br /&gt;freezing cold."&lt;br /&gt;The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm&lt;br /&gt;them up."&lt;br /&gt;He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the&lt;br /&gt;buggy with the daughter.&lt;br /&gt;He said, "My nose is cold."&lt;br /&gt;The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it&lt;br /&gt;up."&lt;br /&gt;He did and warmed his nose.&lt;br /&gt;The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My&lt;br /&gt;penis is frozen solid."&lt;br /&gt;The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she&lt;br /&gt;says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"&lt;br /&gt;Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"&lt;br /&gt;The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't&lt;br /&gt;they?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-113112444308631653?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/113112444308631653/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=113112444308631653' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/113112444308631653'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/113112444308631653'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/11/fwd-they-are-so-bad-you-have-to-laugh.html' title='Fwd: they are so bad you have to laugh'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-113064660148406009</id><published>2005-10-30T00:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-30T00:30:01.536-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: quote of the year</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;Chris Rock's "Quote of the Year"... &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;"You know the world is going  crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,&lt;BR&gt;the best golfer is a black guy,  the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,&lt;BR&gt;the Swiss hold the America's Cup,  France is accusing the U.S. of&lt;BR&gt;arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war,  and the three most&lt;BR&gt;powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and  Colon."&amp;nbsp; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Need I say more?" &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Chris Rock's "Quote of the Year"...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,&lt;br /&gt;the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,&lt;br /&gt;the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of&lt;br /&gt;arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most&lt;br /&gt;powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Need I say more?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-113064660148406009?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/113064660148406009/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=113064660148406009' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/113064660148406009'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/113064660148406009'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-quote-of-year.html' title='Fwd: quote of the year'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-113010492406893631</id><published>2005-10-23T18:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-23T18:02:04.103-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: PERKS OF BEING OVER 50!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;4. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;7. Things you buy now likely won't wear out.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm, if you want to.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;9. You can almost live without sex, but not your glasses.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;14. You sometimes sing along with elevator music.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;15. Your eyes won't get much worse.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather&lt;br /&gt;service.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them&lt;br /&gt;either.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;20. You can't remember who sent you this list.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;[Also, you're at least half-way to finding out whether or not there's life after&lt;br /&gt;death! ]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-113010492406893631?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/113010492406893631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=113010492406893631' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/113010492406893631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/113010492406893631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fw-perks-of-being-over-50.html' title='Fw: PERKS OF BEING OVER 50!'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112999508620370203</id><published>2005-10-22T11:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-22T11:31:27.616-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: Making people happy</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus size=4&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;George Bush,  Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The President  looks at the Vice President, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a  $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make&lt;BR&gt;somebody very  happy."&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw ten  $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Not to be  out done, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course then, I could throw  one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred&lt;BR&gt;people very  happy."&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Listen to  those big shots back there....hell, I could throw all of them out the window and  make &lt;BR&gt;56 million people very happy."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George Bush,  Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles and says, "You know, I could&lt;br /&gt;throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make&lt;br /&gt;somebody very happy."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out&lt;br /&gt;the window and make 10 people very happy."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Not to be out done, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course then, I could&lt;br /&gt;throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred&lt;br /&gt;people very happy."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Listen to those big shots&lt;br /&gt;back there....hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make&lt;br /&gt;56 million people very happy."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112999508620370203?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112999508620370203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112999508620370203' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112999508620370203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112999508620370203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fw-making-people-happy.html' title='Fw: Making people happy'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112924594505687748</id><published>2005-10-13T19:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-13T19:25:45.063-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Outsourcing, anyone?? WHAT an idea!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of&lt;br /&gt;America will be outsourced to overseas interests as of December 31st. The move&lt;br /&gt;is being made to save not only a significant portion of the President's&lt;br /&gt;$400,000.00 yearly salary, but also a record $521 billion in deficit&lt;br /&gt;expenditures and related overhead. "We believe this is a wise move financially.&lt;br /&gt;The cost savings should be significant," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds&lt;br /&gt;(R-Wash.). Reynolds, with the aid of the Government Accountability Office, has&lt;br /&gt;studied outsourcing of American jobs extensively."We cannot expect to remain&lt;br /&gt;competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash outlay," Reynolds&lt;br /&gt;noted.&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Bush was informed by email this morning of his termination. Preparations for&lt;br /&gt;the job move have been underway for some time. Gurvinder Singh of Indus&lt;br /&gt;Teleservices, Mumbai, India will be assuming the office of President as of&lt;br /&gt;January 1st. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents&lt;br /&gt;were vacationing at Niagara Falls, thus making him eligible for the position.&lt;br /&gt;He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month but with no health coverage or&lt;br /&gt;other benefits. It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job&lt;br /&gt;responsibilities without support staff. Due to the time difference between the&lt;br /&gt;US and India, he will be working primarily at night, when few offices of the US&lt;br /&gt;Government will be open. "Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at the&lt;br /&gt;American Express call center," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am&lt;br /&gt;excited about this position. I always hoped I would be President some day."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware&lt;br /&gt;of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should not be a&lt;br /&gt;problem. Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond&lt;br /&gt;effectively to most topics of concern. Using this tree, he can address common&lt;br /&gt;concerns without having to understand the underlying issues at all. "We know&lt;br /&gt;these scripting tools work," stated the spokesperson. "Mr. Bush has used them&lt;br /&gt;successfully for years."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Mr. Bush will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day&lt;br /&gt;of employment. Following a two week waiting period, he will be eligible for&lt;br /&gt;$240 dollars a week unemployment for 13 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be&lt;br /&gt;eligible for Medicaid as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed&lt;br /&gt;limit.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt; Mr. Bush has been provided the out placement services of Manpower, Inc. to help&lt;br /&gt;him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition. According to&lt;br /&gt;Manpower, Mr. Bush may have difficulties in securing a new position due to&lt;br /&gt;limited practical work experience. One possibility is re-enlistment in the Air&lt;br /&gt;National Guard. Should he choose this option, he would likely be stationed in&lt;br /&gt;Iraq,a country he has visited. "I've been there, I know all about Iraq," stated&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Bush, who gained invaluable knowledge of the country in a visit to the&lt;br /&gt;Baghdad Airport's terminal and gift shop.Sources in Baghdad and Falluja say Mr.&lt;br /&gt;Bush would receive a warm reception from local Iraqis. They have asked to be&lt;br /&gt;provided with details of his arrival so that they might arrange an appropriate&lt;br /&gt;welcome.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112924594505687748?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112924594505687748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112924594505687748' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112924594505687748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112924594505687748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-outsourcing-anyone-what-idea.html' title='Fwd: Outsourcing, anyone?? WHAT an idea!'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112924569421286730</id><published>2005-10-13T19:21:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-13T19:21:34.266-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Bath tub test</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          Bath tub test....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to&lt;br /&gt;time. This&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          little test should get you started:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director&lt;br /&gt;what&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          the criteria is that defines whether a patient should be&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          institutionalized or not.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub with water, then&lt;br /&gt;we&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask&lt;br /&gt;the&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          patient to empty the water out of the tub."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          Okay, here's your test:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          1. Would you use the spoon?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          2. Would you use the teacup?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          3. Would you use the bucket?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would&lt;br /&gt;choose the bucket since it is larger&lt;br /&gt;          than the teacup or spoon."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          "No," answered the Director   "A normal person would pull out the&lt;br /&gt;stopper."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          So how did you do?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;          I've been committed - have a good day!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112924569421286730?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112924569421286730/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112924569421286730' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112924569421286730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112924569421286730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-bath-tub-test.html' title='Fwd: Bath tub test'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112902831145718924</id><published>2005-10-11T06:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-11T06:58:31.480-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: jokes and a thought.</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;I actively dislike Jay Leno, but he does have some good writers. Evidence:&lt;br /&gt;"If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say things are going very well, and&lt;br /&gt;we were stopping for some ice."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to&lt;br /&gt;the driver's window and asks, "You drinkin'?"&lt;br /&gt;The driver said, - "Well that depends - You buyin'?"&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112902831145718924?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112902831145718924/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112902831145718924' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112902831145718924'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112902831145718924'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-jokes-and-thought.html' title='Fwd: jokes and a thought.'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112902823950177794</id><published>2005-10-11T06:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-11T06:57:19.526-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Naked man and elephant..</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message from&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt; An elephant is walking through the jungle when he comes across a naked man&lt;br /&gt;standing&lt;br /&gt; in a clearing.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt; The elephant slowly looks the man up and down and says,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;      "How the hell do ya feed yourself with that?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112902823950177794?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112902823950177794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112902823950177794' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112902823950177794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112902823950177794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-naked-man-and-elephant.html' title='Fwd: Naked man and elephant..'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112855293827708606</id><published>2005-10-05T18:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-05T18:55:38.343-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Cruise Ship Diary</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship.&lt;br /&gt;  I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm&lt;br /&gt;  really excited.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  ______________________________________________________&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and&lt;br /&gt;  we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful&lt;br /&gt;  vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain&lt;br /&gt;  today and he seems like a very nice man.&lt;br /&gt;  ____________________________________________________&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some&lt;br /&gt;  shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the&lt;br /&gt;  deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his&lt;br /&gt;  table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a&lt;br /&gt;  wonderful time. He is a very attractive and&lt;br /&gt;  attentive gentleman.&lt;br /&gt;  ____________________________________________________&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about&lt;br /&gt;  $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him&lt;br /&gt;  in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete&lt;br /&gt;  with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the&lt;br /&gt;  night but I declined. I told him there was no way I&lt;br /&gt;  could be unfaithful to my husband.&lt;br /&gt;  ____________________________________________________&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  DEAR DIARY .... DAY FIVE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  Went back to the pool today and got a little&lt;br /&gt;  sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and&lt;br /&gt;  spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me&lt;br /&gt;  and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a&lt;br /&gt;  charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him&lt;br /&gt;  for the night and again I declined. He told me that if&lt;br /&gt;  I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink&lt;br /&gt;  the ship. I was appalled.&lt;br /&gt;  ___________________________________________________&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  I saved 1600 lives today...  Twice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112855293827708606?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112855293827708606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112855293827708606' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112855293827708606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112855293827708606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-cruise-ship-diary.html' title='Fwd: Cruise Ship Diary'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112838003683976127</id><published>2005-10-03T18:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-03T18:53:56.846-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Jokes</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The high school coaches went to a coaches' retreat. To save money they had&lt;br /&gt;to share rooms. No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored so&lt;br /&gt;loudly. They decided it wasnt fair to make one of them stay with him the&lt;br /&gt;whole time, so they voted to take turns. Ernie slept with Daryl the first&lt;br /&gt;night and came to breakfast next morning with his hair a mess, eyes all&lt;br /&gt;bloodshot.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The others asked, "Man, what happened to you?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;He said, "Man, that Daryl snored so loud, I watched him all night."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The next night it was Jeff's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all&lt;br /&gt;standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The others wondered, "Man, what happened&lt;br /&gt;to you? You look awful!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly&lt;br /&gt;ex-football-player-looking type of man's man. Next morning, he came to&lt;br /&gt;breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;They couldn't believe it! They queried, "Man, what happened?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and&lt;br /&gt;kissed him good night. He watched me all night long."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;*** *** ***&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Friendship among women:&lt;br /&gt;A woman doesn't come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she&lt;br /&gt;slept over at a friends' house. The man calls his wife's 10 best friends.&lt;br /&gt;None of them know about it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Friendship among men:&lt;br /&gt;A man doesn't come home at night. The next day he tells his wife he slept&lt;br /&gt;over at a friends' house. The woman calls her husbands' 10 best friends. 8&lt;br /&gt;of them say he did sleep over and 2 claim he's still there.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112838003683976127?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112838003683976127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112838003683976127' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112838003683976127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112838003683976127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-jokes.html' title='Fwd: Jokes'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112837979589685008</id><published>2005-10-03T18:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-03T18:49:55.943-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: PUBLIC SERVICE WARNING</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;No vaccine yet.  possibly by 2008.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Subject: PUBLIC SERVICE WARNING&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  The Disease Control Center has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of&lt;br /&gt;Sexually Transmitted Disease.  This disease is contracted through dangerous and&lt;br /&gt;high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna&lt;br /&gt;reelect him").  Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for&lt;br /&gt;the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from&lt;br /&gt;this especially troublesome disease.&lt;br /&gt;  Symptoms of Gonorrhea Lectim include, but not limited to: Anti-social&lt;br /&gt;personality disorder, grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic&lt;br /&gt;mangling of the English language; inability to incorporate new information;&lt;br /&gt;pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions;&lt;br /&gt;exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial&lt;br /&gt;smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating&lt;br /&gt;evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical,&lt;br /&gt;all-or-nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and&lt;br /&gt;epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated&lt;br /&gt;only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.&lt;br /&gt;                                                                ----- End of&lt;br /&gt;warning message&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112837979589685008?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112837979589685008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112837979589685008' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112837979589685008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112837979589685008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-public-service-warning.html' title='Fwd: PUBLIC SERVICE WARNING'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112827427362037957</id><published>2005-10-02T13:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-02T13:31:13.660-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Bush Solves the Louisiana Dilemma</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;MessagePresident Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;President Bush and a giddy Jacques Chirac shake hands on the deal&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has&lt;br /&gt;successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double&lt;br /&gt;its original selling price of $11,250,000.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be&lt;br /&gt;stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French Prime&lt;br /&gt;Minister Jack Chirac, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana in&lt;br /&gt;exchange for 25 million dollars cash."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of&lt;br /&gt;dollars to rebuild.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"Jack understands full well that this one's a 'fixer upper,'" said Bush. "He and&lt;br /&gt;the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water, and make&lt;br /&gt;Louisiana a decent place to live again. And they've got a lot of work to do.&lt;br /&gt;But Jack's assured me, if it's not right, they're going to fix it."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The move has been met with incredulity from the beleaguered residents of&lt;br /&gt;Louisiana.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"Shuba-pie!" said New Orleans resident Willis Babineaux. "Frafer-perly yum kom&lt;br /&gt;drabby sham!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;However, President Bush's decision has been widely lauded by Republicans.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President," said Senate&lt;br /&gt;Majority Leader Bill Frist. "Instead of spending billions and billions, and&lt;br /&gt;billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, we've just made 25&lt;br /&gt;million dollars in pure profit."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"This is indeed a smart move," commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. "Not only&lt;br /&gt;have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, we've made money on the deal.&lt;br /&gt;Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and&lt;br /&gt;take it back again."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The money gained from 'T'he Louisiana Refund' is expected to be immediately&lt;br /&gt;pumped into the rebuilding of Iraq.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112827427362037957?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112827427362037957/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112827427362037957' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112827427362037957'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112827427362037957'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-bush-solves-louisiana-dilemma.html' title='Fwd: Bush Solves the Louisiana Dilemma'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112826446960895916</id><published>2005-10-02T10:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-02T10:47:49.616-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Why we don't have the money to fix the gulf coast</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message from&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The Heartbeat of America&lt;br /&gt;    By Stirling Newberry&lt;br /&gt;    t r u t h o u t | Perspective&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Monday 26 September 2005&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    One topic I often find myself returning to is what liberalism actually was&lt;br /&gt;in the 20th century, and how it worked. This is particularly pressing because&lt;br /&gt;in the public mind liberalism meant being liberal with public spending. In&lt;br /&gt;fact, many fiscal conservatives now are decrying George W. Bush and his fiscal&lt;br /&gt;priorities as "liberal." George Bush isn't a fiscal liberal, he's a fiscal&lt;br /&gt;libertine, and there is a wide difference.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    There were a few essential insights that created the New Deal. One of them&lt;br /&gt;was brought to the table by FDR himself, and that was that the villages and&lt;br /&gt;farms were starved for buying power while money pooled up in the hands of the&lt;br /&gt;few. At the time, Will Rodgers quipped that gold sinks in water and floats on&lt;br /&gt;an economy. The insight goes back to David Hume and Adam Smith: where there is&lt;br /&gt;activity, people want to be close to it. Others will charge them money to be&lt;br /&gt;close to the action, without actually contributing anything to the party. Too&lt;br /&gt;much money brings not more activity but simply higher prices.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    The solution was to use progressive taxation to collect money from where it&lt;br /&gt;was pooling up - which did not do anything to help the economy, merely bid up&lt;br /&gt;the price of assets - and to redistribute it out to the whole country. The&lt;br /&gt;people in the countryside would then have the buying power to acquire material&lt;br /&gt;goods, radios, cars, farm equipment, the conveniences of modern life. This&lt;br /&gt;would reduce costs by creating "economies of scale." As Churchill put it in&lt;br /&gt;Great Britain, the free market is neither a tiger to be shot, nor a cow to be&lt;br /&gt;milked, but a horse to be yoked to pull the cart.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Congress fit in to this picture because each Representative and Senator&lt;br /&gt;could be counted on to make sure that there was bacon to bring home. As long as&lt;br /&gt;the executive branch could keep a vision and make sure that most of the money&lt;br /&gt;went to advancing that vision, the system could work. It was, and is, the&lt;br /&gt;economic heartbeat of America.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    This idea is the solution to a very old problem, "the city problem." Money&lt;br /&gt;pools up in cities because the concentration of activity allows it to be so.&lt;br /&gt;Gradually the money is leeched out of the farming areas of a nation and into&lt;br /&gt;the cities. Farmers then leave the farms searching for work, swelling the&lt;br /&gt;cities. Those who cannot find work stay in the cities because they cannot go&lt;br /&gt;back out to the countryside, they have nothing to return to. This leads to the&lt;br /&gt;need for "the dole," expenses to keep the city poor from revolting. This&lt;br /&gt;destroys both the source of food and the source of military men - in a&lt;br /&gt;pre-industrial economy, people in the countryside are healthier, longer lived,&lt;br /&gt;and stronger than their less well-fed counterparts in the city. The higher&lt;br /&gt;population also strained the infrastructure of the city - sewers, roads, as&lt;br /&gt;well as police and fire protection. Liberalism, by establishing a means to&lt;br /&gt;prevent money from pooling in the cities, solved this problem. While the&lt;br /&gt;largest cities exploded in size in the 19th century and early 20th century,&lt;br /&gt;America, instead, saw growth of more and more cities across the land.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    There were two parts to this: one was to spread money out, the other was to&lt;br /&gt;strengthen the vertical distribution of money inside a city itself. Aid the&lt;br /&gt;urban poor, and it is less expensive to run a city; provide a larger work force&lt;br /&gt;for industry, and less money is needed to run the large factories. This led to a&lt;br /&gt;natural coalition between representatives from farm country that was within&lt;br /&gt;reach of the cities and the urban working class and middle class.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    This coalition broke down over two key issues: the role of the military in&lt;br /&gt;American life and the social boundary between cosmopolitan and rural America.&lt;br /&gt;The Republican Party exploited these divides by convincing rural and exurban&lt;br /&gt;America to vote against the entire money pump on the grounds that the vertical&lt;br /&gt;pump was going to undeserving poor people and that the cities were receiving&lt;br /&gt;money from the countryside. The reverse was the case; money flowed out of the&lt;br /&gt;cities and into the countryside, and still does today. The anti-tax mania that&lt;br /&gt;was used became a self-sustaining cultural imperative. Whatever the problem&lt;br /&gt;was, "cut taxes!" became the battle cry of the Republican Party because,&lt;br /&gt;somehow, taxes were anti-freedom.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Thus a governing coalition was formed of those people who no longer wanted&lt;br /&gt;to pay for the economy and those people who hoped that by hobbling their&lt;br /&gt;economic rivals in the cities they would get ahead. The whole thing coasted for&lt;br /&gt;a generation on the massive amount of money the old system had piled up. America&lt;br /&gt;burned through its savings and is now burning through its credit. As anyone who&lt;br /&gt;has presided over a business will tell you, everything looks normal until the&lt;br /&gt;day your checks bounce, your line of credit won't be extended, and the bond&lt;br /&gt;holders won't roll the money over. The next day, the office is closed and&lt;br /&gt;everyone wonders why.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    America voted for this, because ordinary Americans became asset inflation&lt;br /&gt;junkies and their 401k plans and houses became the paper wealth that allowed&lt;br /&gt;them to dream of a life of ease. That is the Bush political coalition:&lt;br /&gt;exurbanites getting Republican Pork, while suburbanites saw Will Rodgers'&lt;br /&gt;floating gold. Or to put it less poetically, they saw stock portfolios fatten&lt;br /&gt;and home prices spiral upward as the money that could have been spent improving&lt;br /&gt;the economy was squandered on asset inflation. Asset inflation is the modern-day&lt;br /&gt;equivalent of Adam Smith's "ground rents," money that does nothing but chase&lt;br /&gt;other money.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    But without vision, and without cities to be the engines of export and&lt;br /&gt;creativity, the whole system was living on borrowed time. The reason we are in&lt;br /&gt;Iraq is because imperialization and militarization of America was the only way&lt;br /&gt;to make the countryside's supply of military men into a source of foreign cash.&lt;br /&gt;The first Iraq war turned a profit. The cost was that the US did not get to&lt;br /&gt;dictate the terms of the peace, but instead accepted arrangements that kept&lt;br /&gt;Iraq's oil off the market, but Saddam in power.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Many people are trying to draw lessons from the Katrina disaster. There are&lt;br /&gt;many, but one of them is that the reactionary economy is yesterday's economy.&lt;br /&gt;Liberalism was not spending run riot, because other than World War II and&lt;br /&gt;Johnson's attempt at "Guns and Butter," the liberal government largely did not&lt;br /&gt;"spend" money, it circulated it, looking for a more optimal balance of the&lt;br /&gt;economy. Bush spends money, or more accurately, he squanders it, because it&lt;br /&gt;does not produce the ends he wants. Despite having nearly total control of the&lt;br /&gt;government and having controlled Congress for over a decade, the reactionary&lt;br /&gt;vision of the economy and the society have largely not come to pass. While the&lt;br /&gt;religious right has been visible and active, the fact remains that they are&lt;br /&gt;losing. Equal marriage is now legal in more states under George Walker Bush&lt;br /&gt;than it was under William Jefferson Clinton ...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    One of the important steps that needs to be taken in the next administration&lt;br /&gt;is to restore the circulation system, so that the projects that we fund across&lt;br /&gt;the country are coming out of what otherwise would be asset inflation. It means&lt;br /&gt;weaning Americans off the vision that someone is going to be foolish enough to&lt;br /&gt;buy their overpriced houses and overpriced stock. Generally a good roiling&lt;br /&gt;crash is enough to do this. It happened with stocks, and it is likely to happen&lt;br /&gt;with houses fairly soon. At this point, people will be more than willing to tax&lt;br /&gt;inflation that someone else is benefiting from.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    To summarize: the liberal system taxed asset inflation, while the&lt;br /&gt;reactionary system has allowed asset inflation to explode and encouraged people&lt;br /&gt;to borrow against it. Our grandparents' liberal system was in rough balance&lt;br /&gt;because the money that was paying for additional activity was coming out of&lt;br /&gt;unproductive rent, out of the mad scramble at the top of the economy, just as&lt;br /&gt;Adam Smith predicted in 1776, rather than out of productive activity.&lt;br /&gt;Yesterday's reactionary system borrowed from the future; it did not seem to be&lt;br /&gt;reducing activity, because what it was doing was reducing activity in the&lt;br /&gt;future. Yesterday's economy borrowed and sent the bill to tomorrow. We don't&lt;br /&gt;have the money to fix New Orleans after Katrina and strengthen the brittle&lt;br /&gt;energy system, because the Forbes 400 has already spent it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    We are the tomorrow that yesterday sent the bill to. To get out of this&lt;br /&gt;trap, we are going to have to tax inflation, and that won't happen until the&lt;br /&gt;giant floating crap game is finally raided. Katrina and Rita have raided it in&lt;br /&gt;one corner of the world, and everyone else in the country, other than people&lt;br /&gt;like Rush Limbaugh who want Gulf Coasters to drown in the cold, realizes that&lt;br /&gt;something has to be done about it. The question is where to get the money. The&lt;br /&gt;creeping realization is that the next bill we send to tomorrow is going to come&lt;br /&gt;back marked "return to sender."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112826446960895916?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112826446960895916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112826446960895916' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112826446960895916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112826446960895916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-why-we-dont-have-money-to-fix-gulf.html' title='Fwd: Why we don&apos;t have the money to fix the gulf coast'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112826417258061635</id><published>2005-10-02T10:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-02T10:42:52.580-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: lord help us</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message from&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing on the Iraq war.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;He concludes by saying:  "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"OH NO!" the president exclaims.  "That's terrible!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the&lt;br /&gt;president sits, head in hands.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Why help never arrived in New Orleans&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112826417258061635?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112826417258061635/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112826417258061635' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112826417258061635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112826417258061635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-lord-help-us.html' title='Fwd: lord help us'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112826398196958509</id><published>2005-10-02T10:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-02T10:39:41.980-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: Blond From Tennessee</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&amp;gt; Two bored casino  dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; attractive blond woman from Tennessee arrived and bet twenty-thousand&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; dollars ( $20,000) on a   single  roll of the dice.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; completely nude."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and&lt;br /&gt;yelled,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and  squealed...&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; She hugged each of the  dealers and then picked up her winnings and&lt;br /&gt;her&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; dumbfounded.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; The other answered, "I don't  know - I thought you were watching."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Moral&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Not all Tennesseans are stupid and not all blonds are dumb, but all&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; men are men.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112826398196958509?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112826398196958509/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112826398196958509' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112826398196958509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112826398196958509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fw-blond-from-tennessee.html' title='Fw: Blond From Tennessee'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112826380146955837</id><published>2005-10-02T10:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-02T10:36:41.526-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Gas Quickie</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;This message is in MIME format.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--Boundary_(ID_Lgc8EXzLfc05gImHLqgPgg)&lt;br /&gt;Content-Type: multipart/alternative;&lt;br /&gt;	boundary="Boundary_(ID_bR31SjQmhVRDIDPy6tkO1Q)"&lt;br /&gt;Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;This message is in MIME format.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--Boundary_(ID_bR31SjQmhVRDIDPy6tkO1Q)&lt;br /&gt;Content-Type: text/plain;&lt;br /&gt;	charset=iso-8859-1&lt;br /&gt;Content-Disposition: inline&lt;br /&gt;Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt; I went into a the local 7/11 today and told them I wanted $5 worth of gas. 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size=2&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size=5&gt;I went into a the local&amp;nbsp;7/11&amp;nbsp;today and  told them I wanted $5 worth of gas. &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT  size=5&gt;The&amp;nbsp;clerk&amp;nbsp;farted and handed me a receipt.  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;HR&gt;  &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;IMG alt="" hspace=0  src="cid:001e01c5c21f$e70b7670$0200a8c0@S0029422611" align=baseline  border=0&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message from lynnyd@direcway.com -----&lt;br /&gt;    Date: Sun, 25 Sep 2005 15:24:32 -0700&lt;br /&gt;    From: Lynn &amp;lt;lynnyd@direcway.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reply-To: Lynn &amp;lt;lynnyd@direcway.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt; Subject: Gas Quickie&lt;br /&gt;      To: acatbird@highstream.net&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt; I went into a the local 7/11 today and told them I wanted $5 worth of gas. The&lt;br /&gt;clerk farted and handed me a receipt.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112826380146955837?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112826380146955837/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112826380146955837' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112826380146955837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112826380146955837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/10/fwd-gas-quickie.html' title='Fwd: Gas Quickie'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112808122635440332</id><published>2005-09-30T07:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-30T07:53:46.386-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Sign Language</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find&lt;br /&gt;that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out,&lt;br /&gt;since they can't see each other signing or read each other's lips.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the&lt;br /&gt;wife figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple&lt;br /&gt;signals? For instance, at night if you want to have sex with me, reach over&lt;br /&gt;and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach&lt;br /&gt;over and squeeze my right breast one time."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she&lt;br /&gt;wants to have sex with him, "reach over and pull on my penis one time. If&lt;br /&gt;you don't want to have sex, pull on my penis two hundred and fifty times."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112808122635440332?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112808122635440332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112808122635440332' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112808122635440332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112808122635440332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/09/fwd-sign-language.html' title='Fwd: Sign Language'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112760279696718123</id><published>2005-09-24T18:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-24T18:59:57.013-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd:   WD 40</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Wolf color=#0000ff size=5&gt;Hey Mike,&amp;nbsp; I just found out what  your problem was, why you didn't catch fish .....&amp;nbsp; read on, keep reading,  the&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Wolf color=#0000ff size=5&gt;secret is below!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Wolf color=#0000ff size=5&gt;Love Lynn&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&gt;----- Original Message -----  &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Sent:&lt;/B&gt; Wednesday, September 21, 2005 7:01 AM&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Subject:&lt;/B&gt; spam: WD 40&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;Havent tried them all but I know some of these  work&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&gt;----- Original Message -----  &lt;DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"&gt;&lt;FONT  face=Arial&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ff0000&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;BLOCKQUOTE id=0&gt;   &lt;DIV&gt;   &lt;DIV    style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;   &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ff0000&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;!--[gte IE 5]&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix="v" /&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix="o" /&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;   &lt;DIV&gt;   &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ff0000&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;WD-40&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;When    you read the "shower door" part, try it. It's the first thing that    has&lt;BR&gt;cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as    well &lt;BR&gt;as glass. It's a miracle! Then try it on your stove top. Viola! It's    now &lt;BR&gt;shinierthan it's ever been. You'll be amazed.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The product began    from a search for a rust preventative solvent and &lt;BR&gt;degreaserto protect    missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at&lt;BR&gt;the San    Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that &lt;BR&gt;wasto    find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with    the&lt;BR&gt;fortieth formulation, thus WD-40.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The Corvair Company bought it    in bulk to protect their Atlas missile parts.&lt;BR&gt;The workers were so pleased    with the product, they began smuggling (also &lt;BR&gt;knownas "shrinkage" or    "stealing") it out to use at home. The executives decided&lt;BR&gt;there might be a    consumer market for it and put it in aerosol cans.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The rest, as they    say, is history.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;It is a carefully guarded recipe known only to four    people. Only one of &lt;BR&gt;themis the "brew master." There are about 2.5 million    gallons of the stuff&lt;BR&gt;manufactured each year. It gets it's distinctive smell    from a fragrance &lt;BR&gt;that is addedto the brew. Ken East (one of the original    founders) says there is nothing &lt;BR&gt;in WD-40 that would hurt you.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Here    are some of the uses:&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;*Protects silver from tarnishing&lt;BR&gt;*Cleans and    lubricates guitar string&lt;BR&gt;*Gets oil spots off concrete driveways&lt;BR&gt;*Gives    floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making it slippery&lt;BR&gt;*Keeps flies off    cows&lt;BR&gt;*Restores and cleans chalkboards&lt;BR&gt;*Removes lipstick    stains&lt;BR&gt;*Loosens stubborn zippers&lt;BR&gt;*Untangles jewelry chains&lt;BR&gt;*Removes    stains from stainless steel sinks&lt;BR&gt;*Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue    grill&lt;BR&gt;*Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing&lt;BR&gt;*Removes    tomato stains from clothing&lt;BR&gt;*Keeps glass shower doors free of water    spots&lt;BR&gt;*Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors&lt;BR&gt;*Keeps    scissors working smoothly&lt;BR&gt;*Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and    doors in homes&lt;BR&gt;*Gives a children's play gym slide a shine for a super fast    slide&lt;BR&gt;*Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on    riding&lt;BR&gt;mowers&lt;BR&gt;*Rids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky    noises&lt;BR&gt;*Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to    open&lt;BR&gt;*Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and    close&lt;BR&gt;*Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well    as &lt;BR&gt;vinyl bumpers&lt;BR&gt;*Restores and cleans roof racks on    vehicles&lt;BR&gt;*Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans&lt;BR&gt;*Lubricates    wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons and bicycles for    easy&lt;BR&gt;handling&lt;BR&gt;*Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them    running smoothly&lt;BR&gt;*Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other    tools&lt;BR&gt;*Removes splattered grease on stove&lt;BR&gt;*Keeps bathroom mirror from    fogging&lt;BR&gt;*Lubricates prosthetic limbs&lt;BR&gt;*Keeps pigeons off the balcony    (they hate the smell)&lt;BR&gt;*Removes all traces of duct tape&lt;BR&gt;*I have even    heard of folks spraying it on their arms, hands, and knees to&lt;BR&gt;relieve    arthritis pain.&lt;BR&gt;*Florida's favorite use was "cleans and removes love bugs    from grills and&lt;BR&gt;bumpers&lt;BR&gt;*The favorite use in the state of New    York--WD-40 protects the Statue of&lt;BR&gt;Liberty from the elements.&lt;BR&gt;*WD-40    attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you will    be&lt;BR&gt;catching the big one in no time. Also it's a lot cheaper than the    chemical&lt;BR&gt;attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind    though, using &lt;BR&gt;some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not    allowed in some states.&lt;BR&gt;*Use it for fire ant bites It takes the sting away    immediately, and stops &lt;BR&gt;the itch.&lt;BR&gt;*WD-40 is great for removing crayon    from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe&lt;BR&gt;with a clean rag.&lt;BR&gt;*Also, if    you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried &lt;BR&gt;a tube    of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with&lt;BR&gt;WD-40    and rewash. Presto! Lipstick is gone!&lt;BR&gt;*If you sprayed WD-40 on the    distributor cap, it would displace the &lt;BR&gt;moisture&amp;nbsp; and allow the car to    start.(If I knew what a distributor cap was, it might&lt;BR&gt;help)&lt;BR&gt;*WD-40, long    known for its ability to remove leftover tape mung (sticky &lt;BR&gt;label tape), is    also a lovely perfume and air freshener! Sprayed liberally on &lt;BR&gt;every hinge    in the house, it leaves that distinctive clean fresh scent for up to&lt;BR&gt;two    days!&lt;BR&gt;*Seriously though, it removes black scuff marks from the kitchen    floor!&lt;BR&gt;*Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It    doesn't seem&lt;BR&gt;to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard    to get them off.&lt;BR&gt;*Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of    marks.&lt;BR&gt;*Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed    quickly! Use&lt;BR&gt;WD-40!&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Have a great    day&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  WD-40&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  When you read the "shower door" part, try it. It's the first thing that has&lt;br /&gt;  cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well&lt;br /&gt;  as glass. It's a miracle! Then try it on your stove top. Viola! It's now&lt;br /&gt;  shinierthan it's ever been. You'll be amazed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and&lt;br /&gt;  degreaserto protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three&lt;br /&gt;technicians at&lt;br /&gt;  the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that&lt;br /&gt;  wasto find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the&lt;br /&gt;  fortieth formulation, thus WD-40.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect their Atlas missile parts.&lt;br /&gt;  The workers were so pleased with the product, they began smuggling (also&lt;br /&gt;  knownas "shrinkage" or "stealing") it out to use at home. The executives&lt;br /&gt;decided&lt;br /&gt;  there might be a consumer market for it and put it in aerosol cans.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  The rest, as they say, is history.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  It is a carefully guarded recipe known only to four people. Only one of&lt;br /&gt;  themis the "brew master." There are about 2.5 million gallons of the stuff&lt;br /&gt;  manufactured each year. It gets it's distinctive smell from a fragrance&lt;br /&gt;  that is addedto the brew. Ken East (one of the original founders) says there&lt;br /&gt;is nothing&lt;br /&gt;  in WD-40 that would hurt you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  Here are some of the uses:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  *Protects silver from tarnishing&lt;br /&gt;  *Cleans and lubricates guitar string&lt;br /&gt;  *Gets oil spots off concrete driveways&lt;br /&gt;  *Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making it slippery&lt;br /&gt;  *Keeps flies off cows&lt;br /&gt;  *Restores and cleans chalkboards&lt;br /&gt;  *Removes lipstick stains&lt;br /&gt;  *Loosens stubborn zippers&lt;br /&gt;  *Untangles jewelry chains&lt;br /&gt;  *Removes stains from stainless steel sinks&lt;br /&gt;  *Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill&lt;br /&gt;  *Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing&lt;br /&gt;  *Removes tomato stains from clothing&lt;br /&gt;  *Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots&lt;br /&gt;  *Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors&lt;br /&gt;  *Keeps scissors working smoothly&lt;br /&gt;  *Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes&lt;br /&gt;  *Gives a children's play gym slide a shine for a super fast slide&lt;br /&gt;  *Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding&lt;br /&gt;  mowers&lt;br /&gt;  *Rids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises&lt;br /&gt;  *Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open&lt;br /&gt;  *Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close&lt;br /&gt;  *Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as&lt;br /&gt;  vinyl bumpers&lt;br /&gt;  *Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles&lt;br /&gt;  *Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans&lt;br /&gt;  *Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons and bicycles for easy&lt;br /&gt;  handling&lt;br /&gt;  *Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly&lt;br /&gt;  *Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools&lt;br /&gt;  *Removes splattered grease on stove&lt;br /&gt;  *Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging&lt;br /&gt;  *Lubricates prosthetic limbs&lt;br /&gt;  *Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell)&lt;br /&gt;  *Removes all traces of duct tape&lt;br /&gt;  *I have even heard of folks spraying it on their arms, hands, and knees to&lt;br /&gt;  relieve arthritis pain.&lt;br /&gt;  *Florida's favorite use was "cleans and removes love bugs from grills and&lt;br /&gt;  bumpers&lt;br /&gt;  *The favorite use in the state of New York--WD-40 protects the Statue of&lt;br /&gt;  Liberty from the elements.&lt;br /&gt;  *WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you will be&lt;br /&gt;  catching the big one in no time. Also it's a lot cheaper than the chemical&lt;br /&gt;  attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind though, using&lt;br /&gt;  some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.&lt;br /&gt;  *Use it for fire ant bites It takes the sting away immediately, and stops&lt;br /&gt;  the itch.&lt;br /&gt;  *WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe&lt;br /&gt;  with a clean rag.&lt;br /&gt;  *Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried&lt;br /&gt;  a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with&lt;br /&gt;  WD-40 and rewash. Presto! Lipstick is gone!&lt;br /&gt;  *If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the&lt;br /&gt;  moisture  and allow the car to start.(If I knew what a distributor cap was, it&lt;br /&gt;might&lt;br /&gt;  help)&lt;br /&gt;  *WD-40, long known for its ability to remove leftover tape mung (sticky&lt;br /&gt;  label tape), is also a lovely perfume and air freshener! Sprayed liberally on&lt;br /&gt;  every hinge in the house, it leaves that distinctive clean fresh scent for up&lt;br /&gt;to&lt;br /&gt;  two days!&lt;br /&gt;  *Seriously though, it removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor!&lt;br /&gt;  *Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn't seem&lt;br /&gt;  to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off.&lt;br /&gt;  *Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.&lt;br /&gt;  *Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use&lt;br /&gt;  WD-40!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;  Have a great day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112760279696718123?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112760279696718123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112760279696718123' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112760279696718123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112760279696718123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/09/fwd-wd-40.html' title='Fwd:   WD 40'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112716599721241345</id><published>2005-09-19T17:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-19T17:39:57.246-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: REDNECK TIP OF THE WEEK</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message from ciggi@insightbb.com -----&lt;br /&gt;    Date: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 19:00:27 -0400&lt;br /&gt;    From: DJ Bob &amp;lt;ciggi@insightbb.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reply-To: ciggi@insightbb.com&lt;br /&gt; Subject: REDNECK TIP OF THE WEEK&lt;br /&gt;      To: ciggi@insightbb.com&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;REDNECK TIP OF THE WEEK: Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to&lt;br /&gt;the nearest pizza shop, place an order, and when they go to deliver it,&lt;br /&gt;catch a ride home with them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112716599721241345?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112716599721241345/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112716599721241345' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112716599721241345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112716599721241345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/09/fwd-redneck-tip-of-week.html' title='Fwd: REDNECK TIP OF THE WEEK'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112665519588410533</id><published>2005-09-13T19:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-13T19:46:35.966-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: Wisdom from Grandpa .....</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;This message is in MIME format.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--Boundary_(ID_oAnv21Eb/6vwACxKMky5gw)&lt;br /&gt;Content-Type: multipart/alternative;&lt;br /&gt;	boundary="Boundary_(ID_ZD1DsdFKPtt1sI9muMuToQ)"&lt;br /&gt;Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;This message is in MIME format.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--Boundary_(ID_ZD1DsdFKPtt1sI9muMuToQ)&lt;br /&gt;Content-Type: text/plain;&lt;br /&gt;	charset=iso-8859-1&lt;br /&gt;Content-Disposition: inline&lt;br /&gt;Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Original Message ----- &lt;br /&gt;From: J Michael Kilburn &lt;br /&gt;To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; &lt;br /&gt;Sent: Monday, September 12, 2005 9:26 AM&lt;br /&gt;Subject: Just in from old friend Gary. His Grandpa sounds cool.                           &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Wisdom from Grandpa ..... &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thorough bred, she will never turn into an old nag.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--Boundary_(ID_ZD1DsdFKPtt1sI9muMuToQ)&lt;br /&gt;Content-Type: text/html;&lt;br /&gt;	charset=iso-8859-1&lt;br /&gt;Content-Disposition: inline&lt;br /&gt;Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&amp;lt;!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;HTML&amp;gt;&amp;lt;HEAD&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;STYLE&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/STYLE&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&amp;lt;META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2722" name=GENERATOR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/HEAD&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;BODY bgColor=#ffffff&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;DIV&amp;gt;&amp;lt;FONT face=Wolf color=#0000ff size=5&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/DIV&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&amp;gt;----- Original Message ----- &lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"&amp;gt;&amp;lt;B&amp;gt;From:&amp;lt;/B&amp;gt; &amp;lt;A &lt;br /&gt;title=vze2njya@verizon.net href="mailto:vze2njya@verizon.net"&amp;gt;J Michael &lt;br /&gt;Kilburn&amp;lt;/A&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/DIV&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;DIV&amp;gt;&amp;lt;B&amp;gt;To:&amp;lt;/B&amp;gt; &amp;lt;A title=Undisclosed-Recipient:; &lt;br /&gt;href="mailto:Undisclosed-Recipient:;"&amp;gt;Undisclosed-Recipient:;&amp;lt;/A&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/DIV&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;DIV&amp;gt;&amp;lt;B&amp;gt;Sent:&amp;lt;/B&amp;gt; Monday, September 12, 2005 9:26 AM&amp;lt;/DIV&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;DIV&amp;gt;&amp;lt;B&amp;gt;Subject:&amp;lt;/B&amp;gt; Just in from old friend Gary. His Grandpa sounds &lt;br /&gt;cool.&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="cid:00b701c5b7b9$87a509a0$0200a8c0@S0029422611" &lt;br /&gt;align=baseline border=0&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/DIV&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/DIV&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;DIV&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/DIV&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;DIV&amp;gt;&amp;lt;STRONG&amp;gt;&amp;lt;FONT face=Papyrus size=4&amp;gt;&amp;lt;FONT color=#ff0000 size=4&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;FONT color=#000000&amp;gt;Wisdom from Grandpa ..... &amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/P&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;FONT color=#000000&amp;gt;Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, &lt;br /&gt;depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;HR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/P&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;FONT color=#000000&amp;gt;Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy &lt;br /&gt;earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.&amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/P&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;FONT color=#000000&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;HR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.&amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/P&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;FONT color=#000000&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;HR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they &lt;br /&gt;try to decide which one.&amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/P&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;FONT color=#000000&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;HR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thorough bred, she will &lt;br /&gt;never turn into an old nag.&amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/P&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;FONT color=#000000&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;HR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the &lt;br /&gt;present.&amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/P&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;P&amp;gt;&amp;lt;FONT color=#000000&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;HR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', &lt;br /&gt;cookin' and scrubbin'. 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/&gt;ACiiigAooooAKKKKACiiigAooooAKKKKACiiigAooooAKKKKACiiigAooooAKKKKACiiigAooooA&lt;br /&gt;KKKKACiiigAooooAKKKKACiiigAooooAKKKKACiiigAooooAKKKKAP/Z&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--Boundary_(ID_oAnv21Eb/6vwACxKMky5gw)--&lt;/p&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Wolf color=#0000ff size=5&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&gt;----- Original Message -----  &lt;DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"&gt;&lt;B&gt;From:&lt;/B&gt; &lt;A  title=vze2njya@verizon.net href="mailto:vze2njya@verizon.net"&gt;J Michael  Kilburn&lt;/A&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;To:&lt;/B&gt; &lt;A title=Undisclosed-Recipient:;  href="mailto:Undisclosed-Recipient:;"&gt;Undisclosed-Recipient:;&lt;/A&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Sent:&lt;/B&gt; Monday, September 12, 2005 9:26 AM&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Subject:&lt;/B&gt; Just in from old friend Gary. His Grandpa sounds  cool.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;  &lt;IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="cid:00b701c5b7b9$87a509a0$0200a8c0@S0029422611"  align=baseline border=0&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus size=4&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ff0000 size=4&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt;Wisdom from Grandpa ..... &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt;Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,  depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.  &lt;HR&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt;Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy  earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they  try to decide which one.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thorough bred, she will  never turn into an old nag.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the  present.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin',  cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is  in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start  bragging about it.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know  "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't  paved.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't  recognize you.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000000&gt; &lt;HR&gt; Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing &lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Wisdom from Grandpa .....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the&lt;br /&gt;kind of chick he marries.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that&lt;br /&gt;he forgets his sugar.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they&lt;br /&gt;try to decide which one.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thorough bred, she will&lt;br /&gt;never turn into an old nag.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the&lt;br /&gt;present.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin',&lt;br /&gt;cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is&lt;br /&gt;in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start&lt;br /&gt;bragging about it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know&lt;br /&gt;"why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't&lt;br /&gt;paved.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't&lt;br /&gt;recognize you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112665519588410533?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112665519588410533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112665519588410533' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112665519588410533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112665519588410533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/09/fw-wisdom-from-grandpa.html' title='Fw: Wisdom from Grandpa .....'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112648170396042094</id><published>2005-09-11T19:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-11T19:35:03.990-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: VODKA</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Wolf color=#0000ff size=5&gt;See ya'll later, rushing out to buy a  case of Vodka ..... &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&gt;----- Original Message -----  &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Subject:&lt;/B&gt; VODKA&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT face=Tahoma color=#000080 size=4&gt;By Crackie, I always said it  was good .....&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT id=role_document face=Arial color=#000000 size=2&gt;Uses for  Vodka...&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage  with vodka. The&lt;BR&gt;solvent dissolves adhesive. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;2. To clean the  caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray&lt;BR&gt;bottle with vodka,  spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.&lt;BR&gt;The alcohol in the  vodka kills mold and mildew. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 3. To clean your eyeglasses,  simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean&lt;BR&gt;cloth dampened with vodka. The  alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and&lt;BR&gt;kills germs. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 4.  Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting&lt;BR&gt;your  safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka&lt;BR&gt;disinfects  the blade and prevents rusting. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains,  scrub with a brush, then blot dry. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka  to your face as an astringent to&lt;BR&gt;cleanse the skin and tighten pores.  &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The  alcohol&lt;BR&gt;cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the  growth of&lt;BR&gt;healthy hair. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce  trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to&lt;BR&gt;kill them. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 9. Pour  one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag&lt;BR&gt;and freeze  for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black&lt;BR&gt;eyes.  &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed  lavender&lt;BR&gt;flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in  the sun&lt;BR&gt;for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply  the&lt;BR&gt;tincture to aches and pains. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 11. To relieve a fever, use  a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and&lt;BR&gt;back as a liniment. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 12.  To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 13. Vodka will disinfect  and alleviate a jellyfish sting. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 14. Pour vodka over an area  affected with poison ivy to remove the oil&lt;BR&gt;from your skin. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 15. Swish  a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb&lt;BR&gt;some of the  alcohol to numb the pain. &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 16. NEVER  DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Uses for Vodka...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&amp;gt; 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The&lt;br /&gt;solvent dissolves adhesive.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray&lt;br /&gt;bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.&lt;br /&gt;The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean&lt;br /&gt;cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and&lt;br /&gt;kills germs.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting&lt;br /&gt;your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka&lt;br /&gt;disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to&lt;br /&gt;cleanse the skin and tighten pores.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol&lt;br /&gt;cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of&lt;br /&gt;healthy hair.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to&lt;br /&gt;kill them.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag&lt;br /&gt;and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black&lt;br /&gt;eyes.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender&lt;br /&gt;flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun&lt;br /&gt;for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the&lt;br /&gt;tincture to aches and pains.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and&lt;br /&gt;back as a liniment.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the oil&lt;br /&gt;from your skin.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb&lt;br /&gt;some of the alcohol to numb the pain.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112648170396042094?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112648170396042094/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112648170396042094' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112648170396042094'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112648170396042094'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/09/fwd-vodka.html' title='Fwd: VODKA'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112637138302242459</id><published>2005-09-10T12:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-10T12:56:23.033-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Bob Herbert: A Failure of Leadership</title><content type='html'>&lt;!-- header --&gt; &lt;a name="top"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div align=center class="text"&gt;  &lt;!-- body: left nav --&gt; &lt;table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width=100%&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="arttext"&gt;  &lt;p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;A href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/05/opinion/05herbert.html" target="_blank"&gt;Go to Original&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;A Failure of Leadership&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;By Bob Herbert&lt;br&gt; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;The New York Times&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Monday 05 September 2005&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;"Bush to New Orleans: Drop Dead"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Neither the death of the chief justice nor the frantic efforts of panicked    White House political advisers can conceal the magnitude of the president's    failure of leadership last week. The catastrophe in New Orleans billowed up    like the howling winds of hell and was carried live and in color on television    screens across the U.S. and around the world.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;The Big Easy had turned into the Big Hurt, and the colossal failure of George    W. Bush to intervene powerfully and immediately to rescue tens of thousands    of American citizens who were suffering horribly and dying in agony was there    for all the world to see.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Hospitals with deathly ill patients were left without power, with ventilators    that didn't work, with floodwaters rising on the lower floors and with corpses    rotting in the corridors and stairwells. People unable to breathe on their own,    or with cancer or heart disease or kidney failure, slipped into comas and sank    into their final sleep in front of helpless doctors and relatives. These were    Americans in desperate trouble.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;The president didn't seem to notice.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Death and the stink of decay were all over the city. Corpses were propped up    in wheelchairs and on lawn furniture, or left to decompose on sunbaked sidewalks.    Some floated by in water fouled by human feces.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Degenerates roamed the city, shooting at rescue workers, beating and robbing    distraught residents and tourists, raping women and girls. The president of    the richest, most powerful country in the history of the world didn't seem to    notice.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Viewers could watch diabetics go into insulin shock on national television,    and you could see babies with the pale, vacant look of hunger that we're more    used to seeing in dispatches from the third world. You could see their mothers,    dirty and hungry themselves, weeping.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Old, critically ill people were left to soil themselves and in some cases die    like stray animals on the floor of an airport triage center. For days the president    of the United States didn't seem to notice.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;He would have noticed if the majority of these stricken folks had been white    and prosperous. But they weren't. Most were black and poor, and thus, to the    George W. Bush administration, still invisible.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;After days of withering criticism from white and black Americans, from conservatives    as well as liberals, from Republicans and Democrats, the president finally felt    compelled to act, however feebly. (The chorus of criticism from nearly all quarters    demanding that the president do something tells me that the nation as a whole    is so much better than this administration.)&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Mr. Bush flew south on Friday and proved (as if more proof were needed) that    he didn't get it. Instead of urgently focusing on the people who were stranded,    hungry, sick and dying, he engaged in small talk, reminiscing at one point about    the days when he used to party in New Orleans, and mentioning that Trent Lott    had lost one of his houses but that it would be replaced with "a fantastic    house - and I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Mr. Bush's performance last week will rank as one of the worst ever by a president    during a dire national emergency. What we witnessed, as clearly as the overwhelming    agony of the city of New Orleans, was the dangerous incompetence and the staggering    indifference to human suffering of the president and his administration.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;And it is this incompetence and indifference to suffering (yes, the carnage    continues to mount in Iraq) that makes it so hard to be optimistic about the    prospects for the United States over the next few years. At a time when effective,    innovative leadership is desperately needed to cope with matters of war and    peace, terrorism and domestic security, the economic imperatives of globalization    and the rising competition for oil, the United States is being led by a man    who seems oblivious to the reality of his awesome responsibilities.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Like a boy being prepped for a second crack at a failed exam, Mr. Bush has    been meeting with his handlers to see what steps can be taken to minimize the    political fallout from this latest demonstration of his ineptitude. But this    is not about politics. It's about competence. And when the president is so obviously    clueless about matters so obviously important, it means that the rest of us,    like the people left stranded in New Orleans, are in deep, deep trouble. &lt;/p&gt;       &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;   &lt;!-- footer --&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can go to their home page and sign up for thier free newsletters. -Bob&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;http://www.truthout.org/docs_2005/printer_090505X.shtml&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Go to Original&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    A Failure of Leadership&lt;br /&gt;    By Bob Herbert&lt;br /&gt;    The New York Times&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Monday 05 September 2005&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    "Bush to New Orleans: Drop Dead"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Neither the death of the chief justice nor the frantic efforts of panicked&lt;br /&gt;White House political advisers can conceal the magnitude of the president's&lt;br /&gt;failure of leadership last week. The catastrophe in New Orleans billowed up&lt;br /&gt;like the howling winds of hell and was carried live and in color on television&lt;br /&gt;screens across the U.S. and around the world.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    The Big Easy had turned into the Big Hurt, and the colossal failure of&lt;br /&gt;George W. Bush to intervene powerfully and immediately to rescue tens of&lt;br /&gt;thousands of American citizens who were suffering horribly and dying in agony&lt;br /&gt;was there for all the world to see.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Hospitals with deathly ill patients were left without power, with&lt;br /&gt;ventilators that didn't work, with floodwaters rising on the lower floors and&lt;br /&gt;with corpses rotting in the corridors and stairwells. People unable to breathe&lt;br /&gt;on their own, or with cancer or heart disease or kidney failure, slipped into&lt;br /&gt;comas and sank into their final sleep in front of helpless doctors and&lt;br /&gt;relatives. These were Americans in desperate trouble.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    The president didn't seem to notice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Death and the stink of decay were all over the city. Corpses were propped up&lt;br /&gt;in wheelchairs and on lawn furniture, or left to decompose on sunbaked&lt;br /&gt;sidewalks. Some floated by in water fouled by human feces.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Degenerates roamed the city, shooting at rescue workers, beating and robbing&lt;br /&gt;distraught residents and tourists, raping women and girls. The president of the&lt;br /&gt;richest, most powerful country in the history of the world didn't seem to&lt;br /&gt;notice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Viewers could watch diabetics go into insulin shock on national television,&lt;br /&gt;and you could see babies with the pale, vacant look of hunger that we're more&lt;br /&gt;used to seeing in dispatches from the third world. You could see their mothers,&lt;br /&gt;dirty and hungry themselves, weeping.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Old, critically ill people were left to soil themselves and in some cases&lt;br /&gt;die like stray animals on the floor of an airport triage center. For days the&lt;br /&gt;president of the United States didn't seem to notice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    He would have noticed if the majority of these stricken folks had been white&lt;br /&gt;and prosperous. But they weren't. Most were black and poor, and thus, to the&lt;br /&gt;George W. Bush administration, still invisible.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    After days of withering criticism from white and black Americans, from&lt;br /&gt;conservatives as well as liberals, from Republicans and Democrats, the&lt;br /&gt;president finally felt compelled to act, however feebly. (The chorus of&lt;br /&gt;criticism from nearly all quarters demanding that the president do something&lt;br /&gt;tells me that the nation as a whole is so much better than this&lt;br /&gt;administration.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Mr. Bush flew south on Friday and proved (as if more proof were needed) that&lt;br /&gt;he didn't get it. Instead of urgently focusing on the people who were stranded,&lt;br /&gt;hungry, sick and dying, he engaged in small talk, reminiscing at one point&lt;br /&gt;about the days when he used to party in New Orleans, and mentioning that Trent&lt;br /&gt;Lott had lost one of his houses but that it would be replaced with "a fantastic&lt;br /&gt;house - and I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Mr. Bush's performance last week will rank as one of the worst ever by a&lt;br /&gt;president during a dire national emergency. What we witnessed, as clearly as&lt;br /&gt;the overwhelming agony of the city of New Orleans, was the dangerous&lt;br /&gt;incompetence and the staggering indifference to human suffering of the&lt;br /&gt;president and his administration.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    And it is this incompetence and indifference to suffering (yes, the carnage&lt;br /&gt;continues to mount in Iraq) that makes it so hard to be optimistic about the&lt;br /&gt;prospects for the United States over the next few years. At a time when&lt;br /&gt;effective, innovative leadership is desperately needed to cope with matters of&lt;br /&gt;war and peace, terrorism and domestic security, the economic imperatives of&lt;br /&gt;globalization and the rising competition for oil, the United States is being&lt;br /&gt;led by a man who seems oblivious to the reality of his awesome&lt;br /&gt;responsibilities.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Like a boy being prepped for a second crack at a failed exam, Mr. Bush has&lt;br /&gt;been meeting with his handlers to see what steps can be taken to minimize the&lt;br /&gt;political fallout from this latest demonstration of his ineptitude. But this is&lt;br /&gt;not about politics. It's about competence. And when the president is so&lt;br /&gt;obviously clueless about matters so obviously important, it means that the rest&lt;br /&gt;of us, like the people left stranded in New Orleans, are in deep, deep trouble.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112637138302242459?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112637138302242459/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112637138302242459' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112637138302242459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112637138302242459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/09/fwd-bob-herbert-failure-of-leadership.html' title='Fwd: Bob Herbert: A Failure of Leadership'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112637011536292266</id><published>2005-09-10T12:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-10T12:35:15.416-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Paramedics: Police Prevent People from Leaving New Orleans</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt; http://www.truthout.org/docs_2005/printer_090805A.shtml&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Hurricane Katrina - Our Experiences&lt;br /&gt;    By Parmedics Larry Bradsahw and Lorrie Beth Slonsky&lt;br /&gt;    EMSNetwork News&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Tuesday 06 September 2005&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Two days after Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans, the Walgreen's store at&lt;br /&gt;the corner of Royal and Iberville streets remained locked. The dairy display&lt;br /&gt;case was clearly visible through the widows. It was now 48 hours without&lt;br /&gt;electricity, running water, plumbing. The milk, yogurt, and cheeses were&lt;br /&gt;beginning to spoil in the 90-degree heat. The owners and managers had locked up&lt;br /&gt;the food, water, pampers, and prescriptions and fled the City. Outside&lt;br /&gt;Walgreen's windows, residents and tourists grew increasingly thirsty and&lt;br /&gt;hungry.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    The much-promised federal, state and local aid never materialized and the&lt;br /&gt;windows at Walgreen's gave way to the looters. There was an alternative. The&lt;br /&gt;cops could have broken one small window and distributed the nuts, fruit juices,&lt;br /&gt;and bottle water in an organized and systematic manner. But they did not.&lt;br /&gt;Instead they spent hours playing cat and mouse, temporarily chasing away the&lt;br /&gt;looters.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    We were finally airlifted out of New Orleans two days ago and arrived home&lt;br /&gt;yesterday (Saturday). We have yet to see any of the TV coverage or look at a&lt;br /&gt;newspaper. We are willing to guess that there were no video images or&lt;br /&gt;front-page pictures of European or affluent white tourists looting the&lt;br /&gt;Walgreen's in the French Quarter.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    We also suspect the media will have been inundated with "hero" images of the&lt;br /&gt;National Guard, the troops and the police struggling to help the "victims" of&lt;br /&gt;the Hurricane. What you will not see, but what we witnessed, were the real&lt;br /&gt;heroes and sheroes of the hurricane relief effort: the working class of New&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Orleans. The maintenance workers who used a fork lift to carry the sick and&lt;br /&gt;disabled. The engineers, who rigged, nurtured and kept the generators running.&lt;br /&gt;The electricians who improvised thick extension cords stretching over blocks to&lt;br /&gt;share the little electricity we had in order to free cars stuck on rooftop&lt;br /&gt;parking lots. Nurses who took over for mechanical ventilators and spent many&lt;br /&gt;hours on end manually forcing air into the lungs of unconscious patients to&lt;br /&gt;keep them alive. Doormen who rescued folks stuck in elevators. Refinery workers&lt;br /&gt;who broke into boat yards, "stealing" boats to rescue their neighbors clinging&lt;br /&gt;to their roofs in flood waters. Mechanics who helped hot-wire any car that&lt;br /&gt;could be found to ferry people out of the City. And the food service workers&lt;br /&gt;who scoured the commercial kitchens improvising communal meals for hundreds of&lt;br /&gt;those stranded.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Most of these workers had lost their homes, and had not heard from members&lt;br /&gt;of their families, yet they stayed and provided the only infrastructure for the&lt;br /&gt;20% of New Orleans that was not under water.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    On Day 2, there were approximately 500 of us left in the hotels in the&lt;br /&gt;French Quarter. We were a mix of foreign tourists, conference attendees like&lt;br /&gt;ourselves, and locals who had checked into hotels for safety and shelter from&lt;br /&gt;Katrina. Some of us had cell phone contact with family and friends outside of&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    New Orleans. We were repeatedly told that all sorts of resources including&lt;br /&gt;the National Guard and scores of buses were pouring in to the City. The buses&lt;br /&gt;and the other resources must have been invisible because none of us had seen&lt;br /&gt;them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    We decided we had to save ourselves. So we pooled our money and came up with&lt;br /&gt;$25,000 to have ten buses come and take us out of the City. Those who did not&lt;br /&gt;have the requisite $45.00 for a ticket were subsidized by those who did have&lt;br /&gt;extra money. We waited for 48 hours for the buses, spending the last 12 hours&lt;br /&gt;standing outside, sharing the limited water, food, and clothes we had. We&lt;br /&gt;created a priority boarding area for the sick, elderly and new born babies. We&lt;br /&gt;waited late into the night for the "imminent" arrival of the buses. The buses&lt;br /&gt;never arrived. We later learned that the minute the arrived to the City limits,&lt;br /&gt;they were commandeered by the military.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    By day 4 our hotels had run out of fuel and water. Sanitation was&lt;br /&gt;dangerously abysmal. As the desperation and despair increased, street crime as&lt;br /&gt;well as water levels began to rise. The hotels turned us out and locked their&lt;br /&gt;doors, telling us that the "officials" told us to report to the convention&lt;br /&gt;center to wait for more buses. As we entered the center of the City, we finally&lt;br /&gt;encountered the National Guard. The Guards told us we would not be allowed into&lt;br /&gt;the Superdome as the City's primary shelter had descended into a humanitarian&lt;br /&gt;and health hellhole. The guards further told us that the City's only other&lt;br /&gt;shelter, the Convention Center, was also descending into chaos and squalor and&lt;br /&gt;that the police were not allowing anyone else in. Quite naturally, we asked,&lt;br /&gt;"If we can't go to the only 2 shelters in the City, what was our alternative?"&lt;br /&gt;The guards told us that that was our problem, and no they did not have extra&lt;br /&gt;water to give to us. This would be the start of our numerous encounters with&lt;br /&gt;callous and hostile "law enforcement".&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    We walked to the police command center at Harrah's on Canal Street and were&lt;br /&gt;told the same thing, that we were on our own, and no they did not have water to&lt;br /&gt;give us. We now numbered several hundred. We held a mass meeting to decide a&lt;br /&gt;course of action. We agreed to camp outside the police command post. We would&lt;br /&gt;be plainly visible to the media and would constitute a highly visible&lt;br /&gt;embarrassment to the City officials. The police told us that we could not stay.&lt;br /&gt;Regardless, we began to settle in and set up camp. In short order, the police&lt;br /&gt;commander came across the street to address our group. He told us he had a&lt;br /&gt;solution: we should walk to the Pontchartrain Expressway and cross the greater&lt;br /&gt;New Orleans Bridge where the police had buses lined up to take us out of the&lt;br /&gt;City. The crowed cheered and began to move. We called everyone back and&lt;br /&gt;explained to the commander that there had been lots of misinformation and wrong&lt;br /&gt;information and was he sure that there were buses waiting for us. The commander&lt;br /&gt;turned to the crowd and stated emphatically, "I swear to you that the buses are&lt;br /&gt;there."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    We organized ourselves and the 200 of us set off for the bridge with great&lt;br /&gt;excitement and hope. As we marched pasted the convention center, many locals&lt;br /&gt;saw our determined and optimistic group and asked where we were headed. We told&lt;br /&gt;them about the great news. Families immediately grabbed their few belongings and&lt;br /&gt;quickly our numbers doubled and then doubled again. Babies in strollers now&lt;br /&gt;joined us, people using crutches, elderly clasping walkers and others people in&lt;br /&gt;wheelchairs. We marched the 2-3 miles to the freeway and up the steep incline to&lt;br /&gt;the Bridge. It now began to pour down rain, but it did not dampen our&lt;br /&gt;enthusiasm.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    As we approached the bridge, armed Gretna sheriffs formed a line across the&lt;br /&gt;foot of the bridge. Before we were close enough to speak, they began firing&lt;br /&gt;their weapons over our heads. This sent the crowd fleeing in various&lt;br /&gt;directions. As the crowd scattered and dissipated, a few of us inched forward&lt;br /&gt;and managed to engage some of the sheriffs in conversation. We told them of our&lt;br /&gt;conversation with the police commander and of the commander's assurances. The&lt;br /&gt;sheriffs informed us there were no buses waiting. The commander had lied to us&lt;br /&gt;to get us to move.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    We questioned why we couldn't cross the bridge anyway, especially as there&lt;br /&gt;was little traffic on the 6-lane highway. They responded that the West Bank was&lt;br /&gt;not going to become New Orleans and there would be no Superdomes in their City.&lt;br /&gt;These were code words for if you are poor and black, you are not crossing the&lt;br /&gt;Mississippi River and you were not getting out of New Orleans.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Our small group retreated back down Highway 90 to seek shelter from the rain&lt;br /&gt;under an overpass. We debated our options and in the end decided to build an&lt;br /&gt;encampment in the middle of the Ponchartrain Expressway on the center divide,&lt;br /&gt;between the O'Keefe and Tchoupitoulas exits. We reasoned we would be visible to&lt;br /&gt;everyone, we would have some security being on an elevated freeway and we could&lt;br /&gt;wait and watch for the arrival of the yet to be seen buses.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    All day long, we saw other families, individuals and groups make the same&lt;br /&gt;trip up the incline in an attempt to cross the bridge, only to be turned away.&lt;br /&gt;Some chased away with gunfire, others simply told no, others to be verbally&lt;br /&gt;berated and humiliated. Thousands of New Orleaners were prevented and&lt;br /&gt;prohibited from self-evacuating the City on foot. Meanwhile, the only two City&lt;br /&gt;shelters sank further into squalor and disrepair. The only way across the&lt;br /&gt;bridge was by vehicle. We saw workers stealing trucks, buses, moving vans,&lt;br /&gt;semi-trucks and any car that could be hotwired. All were packed with people&lt;br /&gt;trying to escape the misery New Orleans had become.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Our little encampment began to blossom. Someone stole a water delivery truck&lt;br /&gt;and brought it up to us. Let's hear it for looting! A mile or so down the&lt;br /&gt;freeway, an army truck lost a couple of pallets of C-rations on a tight turn.&lt;br /&gt;We ferried the food back to our camp in shopping carts. Now secure with the two&lt;br /&gt;necessities, food and water; cooperation, community, and creativity flowered. We&lt;br /&gt;organized a clean up and hung garbage bags from the rebar poles. We made beds&lt;br /&gt;from wood pallets and cardboard. We designated a storm drain as the bathroom&lt;br /&gt;and the kids built an elaborate enclosure for privacy out of plastic, broken&lt;br /&gt;umbrellas, and other scraps. We even organized a food recycling system where&lt;br /&gt;individuals could swap out parts of C-rations (applesauce for babies and&lt;br /&gt;candies for kids!).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    This was a process we saw repeatedly in the aftermath of Katrina. When&lt;br /&gt;individuals had to fight to find food or water, it meant looking out for&lt;br /&gt;yourself only. You had to do whatever it took to find water for your kids or&lt;br /&gt;food for your parents. When these basic needs were met, people began to look&lt;br /&gt;out for each other, working together and constructing a community.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    If the relief organizations had saturated the City with food and water in&lt;br /&gt;the first 2 or 3 days, the desperation, the frustration and the ugliness would&lt;br /&gt;not have set in.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Flush with the necessities, we offered food and water to passing families&lt;br /&gt;and individuals. Many decided to stay and join us. Our encampment grew to 80 or&lt;br /&gt;90 people.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    From a woman with a battery powered radio we learned that the media was&lt;br /&gt;talking about us. Up in full view on the freeway, every relief and news&lt;br /&gt;organizations saw us on their way into the City. Officials were being asked&lt;br /&gt;what they were going to do about all those families living up on the freeway?&lt;br /&gt;The officials responded they were going to take care of us. Some of us got a&lt;br /&gt;sinking feeling. "Taking care of us" had an ominous tone to it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Unfortunately, our sinking feeling (along with the sinking City) was&lt;br /&gt;correct. Just as dusk set in, a Gretna Sheriff showed up, jumped out of his&lt;br /&gt;patrol vehicle, aimed his gun at our faces, screaming, "Get off the fucking&lt;br /&gt;freeway". A helicopter arrived and used the wind from its blades to blow away&lt;br /&gt;our flimsy structures. As we retreated, the sheriff loaded up his truck with&lt;br /&gt;our food and water.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Once again, at gunpoint, we were forced off the freeway. All the law&lt;br /&gt;enforcement agencies appeared threatened when we congregated or congealed into&lt;br /&gt;groups of 20 or more. In every congregation of "victims" they saw "mob" or&lt;br /&gt;"riot". We felt safety in numbers. Our "we must stay together" was impossible&lt;br /&gt;because the agencies would force us into small atomized groups.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    In the pandemonium of having our camp raided and destroyed, we scattered&lt;br /&gt;once again. Reduced to a small group of 8 people, in the dark, we sought refuge&lt;br /&gt;in an abandoned school bus, under the freeway on Cilo Street. We were hiding&lt;br /&gt;from possible criminal elements but equally and definitely, we were hiding from&lt;br /&gt;the police and sheriffs with their martial law, curfew and shoot-to-kill&lt;br /&gt;policies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    The next days, our group of 8 walked most of the day, made contact with New&lt;br /&gt;Orleans Fire Department and were eventually airlifted out by an urban search&lt;br /&gt;and rescue team. We were dropped off near the airport and managed to catch a&lt;br /&gt;ride with the National Guard. The two young guardsmen apologized for the&lt;br /&gt;limited response of the Louisiana guards. They explained that a large section&lt;br /&gt;of their unit was in Iraq and that meant they were shorthanded and were unable&lt;br /&gt;to complete all the tasks they were assigned.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    We arrived at the airport on the day a massive airlift had begun. The&lt;br /&gt;airport had become another Superdome. We 8 were caught in a press of humanity&lt;br /&gt;as flights were delayed for several hours while George Bush landed briefly at&lt;br /&gt;the airport for a photo op. After being evacuated on a coast guard cargo plane,&lt;br /&gt;we arrived in San Antonio, Texas.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    There the humiliation and dehumanization of the official relief effort&lt;br /&gt;continued. We were placed on buses and driven to a large field where we were&lt;br /&gt;forced to sit for hours and hours. Some of the buses did not have&lt;br /&gt;air-conditioners. In the dark, hundreds if us were forced to share two filthy&lt;br /&gt;overflowing porta-potties. Those who managed to make it out with any&lt;br /&gt;possessions (often a few belongings in tattered plastic bags) we were subjected&lt;br /&gt;to two different dog-sniffing searches.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Most of us had not eaten all day because our C-rations had been confiscated&lt;br /&gt;at the airport because the rations set off the metal detectors. Yet, no food&lt;br /&gt;had been provided to the men, women, children, elderly, disabled as they sat&lt;br /&gt;for hours waiting to be "medically screened" to make sure we were not carrying&lt;br /&gt;any communicable diseases.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    This official treatment was in sharp contrast to the warm, heart-felt&lt;br /&gt;reception given to us by the ordinary Texans. We saw one airline worker give&lt;br /&gt;her shoes to someone who was barefoot. Strangers on the street offered us money&lt;br /&gt;and toiletries with words of welcome. Throughout, the official relief effort was&lt;br /&gt;callous, inept, and racist.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    There was more suffering than need be.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Lives were lost that did not need to be lost.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;    Bradshaw and Slonsky are paramedics from California that were attending the&lt;br /&gt;EMS conference in New Orleans. Larry Bradshaw is the chief shop steward,&lt;br /&gt;Paramedic Chapter, SEIU Local 790; and Lorrie Beth Slonsky is steward,&lt;br /&gt;Paramedic Chapter, SEIU Local 790.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112637011536292266?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112637011536292266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112637011536292266' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112637011536292266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112637011536292266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/09/paramedics-police-prevent-people-from.html' title='Paramedics: Police Prevent People from Leaving New Orleans'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112630237581741658</id><published>2005-09-09T17:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-09T17:46:15.846-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Fender Skirts</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Subject: Fw: Fender Skirts ?&lt;br /&gt;Date: Tue, 9 Aug 2005 13:36:16 +0000&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;I came across a phrase in a book yesterday, "FENDER SKIRTS"... a term I haven't&lt;br /&gt;heard in a long time. Thinking about "fender skirts" started me thinking about&lt;br /&gt;other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Like "curb feelers" and "steering knobs." or ?necker knobs?. And how about the&lt;br /&gt;?dimmer-switch? on the floor to turn on your ?Brights? at night. Do you recall&lt;br /&gt;having to demonstrate ?hand-signals? when taking your driving test every year.&lt;br /&gt;Since I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction first.&lt;br /&gt;Any kids will probably have to find some elderly person over 50 to explain some&lt;br /&gt;of these terms to you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Remember "Continental kits?" They were rear bumper extenders and spare tire&lt;br /&gt;covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?" At some point "parking brake"&lt;br /&gt;became the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama that went with "emergency&lt;br /&gt;brake."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call the&lt;br /&gt;accelerator the "foot feed."  And how about the knob on the dash we called the&lt;br /&gt;?throttle? before cruise-control happened.  Kids today would have no idea what&lt;br /&gt;to do with a ?choke?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Didn't you ever wait at the street for your daddy to come home, so you could&lt;br /&gt;ride the "running board" up to the house?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Here's a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but never anymore -&lt;br /&gt;"store-bought." Of course, just about everything is store-bought these days.&lt;br /&gt;But once it was bragging material to have a store-bought dress or shirt or a&lt;br /&gt;store-bought bag of candy. How about ?darning? socks?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"Coast to coast" is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and now&lt;br /&gt;means almost nothing. Now we take the term "world wide" for granted.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On a smaller scale, "wall-to-wall" was once a magical term in our homes. In the&lt;br /&gt;'50s, everyone covered his or her hardwood floors with, wow, wall-to-wall&lt;br /&gt;carpeting! Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood&lt;br /&gt;floors. Go figure.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;When's the last time you heard the quaint phrase "in a family way?"  It's hard&lt;br /&gt;to imagine that the word "pregnant" was once considered a little too graphic, a&lt;br /&gt;little too clinical for use in polite company. So we had all that talk about&lt;br /&gt;stork visits and "being in a family way" or simply"expecting."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Apparently "brassiere" is a word no longer in usage. I said it the other day and&lt;br /&gt;my daughter cracked up. I guess it's just "bra" now, "Unmentionables" probably&lt;br /&gt;wouldn't be understood at all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;I always loved going to the "picture show," but I considered "movie" an&lt;br /&gt;affectation.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure-'60s word I came&lt;br /&gt;across the other day - "rat fink." Ooh, what a nasty put-down!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;And here's a word I miss - "percolator."  That was just a fun word to say. And&lt;br /&gt;what was it replaced with? "Coffeemaker."  How dull.  Mr. Coffee, I blame you&lt;br /&gt;for this.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so modern and now&lt;br /&gt;sound so retro. Words like "DynaFlow" and "Electrolux." Introducing the 1963&lt;br /&gt;Admiral TV, now with "SpectraVision!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Food for thought - Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago? Nobody complains&lt;br /&gt;of that anymore. Maybe that's what castor oil cured, because I never hear&lt;br /&gt;mothers threatening their kids with castor oil anymore.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the endangered list. The one that&lt;br /&gt;grieves me most is "supper." Now everybody says "dinner." Save a great word.&lt;br /&gt;Invite&lt;br /&gt;someone to supper. Discuss fender skirts.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112630237581741658?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112630237581741658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112630237581741658' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112630237581741658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112630237581741658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/09/fwd-fender-skirts.html' title='Fwd: Fender Skirts'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112622231531207041</id><published>2005-09-08T19:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-08T19:31:55.363-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Driving in Louisville Kentucky</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Driving in Louisville&lt;br /&gt;Visitor's Guide to Louisville&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;1.  You must learn to pronounce the city name.  It is "Looa -vull"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;2.  Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere.  Louisville has its own&lt;br /&gt;version of traffic rules....the truck with the loudest exhaust goes next at&lt;br /&gt;a 4-way stop.  The truck with the biggest tires goes after that.&lt;br /&gt;(Note:  Blue haired ladies driving anything have right of way anytime.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;3.  To find anything in Louisville it is required that you know where the&lt;br /&gt;Old Sears Building" is...  which is the Alpha and Omega.  The beginning and&lt;br /&gt;the end.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;4.  The morning rush hour is from 6:00 to 10:00.  The evening rush hour is&lt;br /&gt;from 3:00 to 7:00.  Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;5.  If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed&lt;br /&gt;out and possibly shot.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;6.  You must know that "Jefferson Freeway", "Gene Snyder Freeway", "I - 265"&lt;br /&gt; and "State Road 841" are the same road.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;7.  Construction is a permanent fixture in Louisville.  The barrels are&lt;br /&gt;moved around in the middle of the night to make the next days driving a bit&lt;br /&gt;more exciting.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;8.  Watch very carefully for road hazards such as deer, skunks, dogs,&lt;br /&gt;barrels, cones, cows, horses, pot holes, cats, pieces of other cars, opossum&lt;br /&gt; truck tires, raccoons, squirrels, rabbits, and crows or vultures feeding on&lt;br /&gt;any of these items.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;9.  If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the shoulder&lt;br /&gt;immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally activated".&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;10.  The minimum acceptable speed on the "Gene Snyder Freeway (see above) is&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;85 mph.  Anything less is considered downright sissy.  This is Kentucky's&lt;br /&gt;version of NASCAR.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;11.  Never honk at anyone.  Ever.  Seriously.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;12.  If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 in a 55 zone &amp;gt;...&lt;br /&gt;you are considered a road hazard, and will be "flipped off" accordingly.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;13.  Ground clearance of at least 12 inches is recommended for city  driving&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;14.  If it's 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next weekend.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;15.  If it's 10 degrees and sleeting/snowing, the Kentucky Derby Festival is&lt;br /&gt;going on.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112622231531207041?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112622231531207041/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112622231531207041' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112622231531207041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112622231531207041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/09/fwd-driving-in-louisville-kentucky.html' title='Fwd: Driving in Louisville Kentucky'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112579846928156906</id><published>2005-09-03T21:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-03T21:47:49.313-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: A great telemarketer come back....</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Subject: A great telemarketer come back....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The phone rang just as we were sitting down to dinner.  I answered it and was&lt;br /&gt;greeted with, "Is this William Wagenhoss?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or&lt;br /&gt;something like that.  I asked him if he knew William personally and why was he&lt;br /&gt;was calling this number.  I then said, off to the side, "Get really good&lt;br /&gt;pictures of the body and all the blood."  I turned back to the phone and&lt;br /&gt;advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line&lt;br /&gt;because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to&lt;br /&gt;appear at the local courthouse to testify in this murder case.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;I questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at&lt;br /&gt;home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove&lt;br /&gt;where he had been about one hour before he made this call.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a&lt;br /&gt;shaky voice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;I proceeded to tell him we had located his position at his work place and the&lt;br /&gt;police were entering the building to take him into custody.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;At this point, I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;My wife asked me as I returned to our table, why I had tears streaming down my&lt;br /&gt;face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes.  My food&lt;br /&gt;was cold, but oh-so-very enjoyable.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112579846928156906?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112579846928156906/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112579846928156906' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112579846928156906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112579846928156906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/09/fwd-great-telemarketer-come-back.html' title='Fwd: A great telemarketer come back....'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112449567983669172</id><published>2005-08-19T19:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-19T19:54:39.836-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Public apathy continues</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message from lynnyd@direcway.com -----&lt;br /&gt;    Date: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:19:30 -0700&lt;br /&gt;    From: Lynn &amp;lt;lynnyd@direcway.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reply-To: Lynn &amp;lt;lynnyd@direcway.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt; Subject: Public apathy continues&lt;br /&gt;      To: "Aikman, Karen" &amp;lt;karen.aikman@lmco.com&amp;gt;, acatbird@highstream.net&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;American Politics at normal stride....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;      Ain't politics grand?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;      Jesse Jackson's New Staff Member&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;      Mel Reynolds&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;      Jessie Jackson has added former Chicago Democrat Congressman Mel Reynolds&lt;br /&gt;      to Rainbow/PUSH Coalition's payroll. Reynolds was among the 176 criminals&lt;br /&gt;      excused in President Clinton's last-minute forgiveness spree. Reynolds&lt;br /&gt;      received a commutation of his six-and-a-half-year federal sentence for 15&lt;br /&gt;      convictions of wire fraud, bank fraud and lies to the Federal Election&lt;br /&gt;      Commission. He is more notorious, however, for concurrently serving five&lt;br /&gt;      years for sleeping with an underage campaign volunteer.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;      This is a first in American politics: An ex-congressman who had sex with a&lt;br /&gt;      subordinate... won clemency from a president who had sex with a&lt;br /&gt;      subordinate... then was hired by a clergyman who had sex with a&lt;br /&gt;subordinate.&lt;br /&gt;      His new job?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;      Ready for this??&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;      *********YOUTH COUNSELOR********&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;      IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;-- &lt;br /&gt;curtis m carlson&lt;br /&gt;www.blog.cmcarlson.com&lt;br /&gt;http://forward-humor.blogspot.com&lt;br /&gt;www.cmcarlson.com&lt;br /&gt;1616 Ballou Rd.&lt;br /&gt;Floyds Knobs, Indiana USA&lt;br /&gt;              47119&lt;br /&gt;(812) 945-8426&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"No crime is greater than the repression of man's nature either by oneself or&lt;br /&gt;by someone else."  - Mao -&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"sucess very often consists in a final persistence" -- Chinese saying --&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"man can be destroyed but cannot be defeated" -- Hemingway --&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something".&lt;br /&gt;           -- Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-1895); English zoologist --&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;We can do anything we want if we stick to it long enough.&lt;br /&gt;           -- Helen Keller --&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112449567983669172?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112449567983669172/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112449567983669172' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112449567983669172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112449567983669172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/08/fwd-public-apathy-continues.html' title='Fwd: Public apathy continues'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112449555280782873</id><published>2005-08-19T19:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-19T19:52:32.823-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: :In Honor of Stupid People . . .</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt; . .&lt;br /&gt;In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through&lt;br /&gt;stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.&lt;br /&gt;On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.&lt;br /&gt;(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details&lt;br /&gt;inside.&lt;br /&gt;(the shoplifter special?)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."&lt;br /&gt;(and that would be???....)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."&lt;br /&gt;(but, it's just a suggestion.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down"&lt;br /&gt;(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On Marks &amp;amp;Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating"&lt;br /&gt;(...and you thought????...)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."&lt;br /&gt;(but wouldn't this save me time?)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery&lt;br /&gt;after taking this medication."&lt;br /&gt;(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just&lt;br /&gt;get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."&lt;br /&gt;(...I'm taking this because???....)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."&lt;br /&gt;(as opposed to what?)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."&lt;br /&gt;(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."&lt;br /&gt;(talk about a news flash)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."&lt;br /&gt;(Step 3: say what?)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to&lt;br /&gt;fly."&lt;br /&gt;(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or&lt;br /&gt;genitals."&lt;br /&gt;(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and&lt;br /&gt;send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;****Blessed are the cracked: For it is they who let in the light*****&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112449555280782873?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112449555280782873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112449555280782873' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112449555280782873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112449555280782873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/08/fwd-in-honor-of-stupid-people.html' title='Fwd: :In Honor of Stupid People . . .'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112449531971458597</id><published>2005-08-19T19:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-19T19:48:39.753-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Slow Friends</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Today is the international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an&lt;br /&gt;encouraging message to a mentally retarded friend--as I have just done&lt;br /&gt;for you. Just thought I'd let your retarded ass know I don't mind being&lt;br /&gt;friends with you. I don't care if you lick windows or even if you wear a&lt;br /&gt;football helmet to work. It doesn't bother me that you wear your&lt;br /&gt;underwear on the outside of your pants. All I ask is that when we go&lt;br /&gt;to the club, you drive so we can park up front. You hang on in there&lt;br /&gt;because you are doing great! You are special, so keep trying! Have a&lt;br /&gt;great day!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112449531971458597?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112449531971458597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112449531971458597' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112449531971458597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112449531971458597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/08/slow-friends.html' title='Slow Friends'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112347080609038913</id><published>2005-08-07T23:13:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-07T23:13:26.140-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Top ten things you wish you could say at work.</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Top 20 Things You Wish You Could Say At Work&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;1.   I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.&lt;br /&gt;2.   I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.&lt;br /&gt;3.   How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?&lt;br /&gt;4.   It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.&lt;br /&gt;5.   I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.&lt;br /&gt;6.   Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.&lt;br /&gt;7.   You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.&lt;br /&gt;8.   I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.&lt;br /&gt;9.   The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.&lt;br /&gt;10.  Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.&lt;br /&gt;11.  I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.&lt;br /&gt;12.  I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.&lt;br /&gt;13.  Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.&lt;br /&gt;14.  I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.&lt;br /&gt;15.  What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?&lt;br /&gt;16.  I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.&lt;br /&gt;17.  Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.&lt;br /&gt;18.  It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.&lt;br /&gt;19.  Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.&lt;br /&gt;20.  No, my powers can only be used for good.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112347080609038913?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112347080609038913/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112347080609038913' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112347080609038913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112347080609038913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/08/top-ten-things-you-wish-you-could-say.html' title='Top ten things you wish you could say at work.'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112336164275936368</id><published>2005-08-06T16:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-06T16:54:02.796-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: Hard Times</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Hard Times&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;If you are 30 or older you'll appreciate this....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes&lt;br /&gt;about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking&lt;br /&gt;twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways ... through year&lt;br /&gt;'round blizzards ... carrying their younger siblings on their backs ... to their&lt;br /&gt;one-room schoolhouse, where they maintained a Straight-A average despite their&lt;br /&gt;full-time, after-school job at the local textile mill ... where they worked for&lt;br /&gt;35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death! And I&lt;br /&gt;remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was&lt;br /&gt;going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids ... about how hard I had it and&lt;br /&gt;how easy they've got it!&lt;br /&gt;But... Now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look&lt;br /&gt;around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared&lt;br /&gt;to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids&lt;br /&gt;today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't&lt;br /&gt;have The Internet... we wanted to know something; we had to go to the damn&lt;br /&gt;library and look it up ourselves! In the card catalog!! There was no email! We&lt;br /&gt;had to actually write somebody a letter ... with a pen! Then you had to walk&lt;br /&gt;all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like&lt;br /&gt;a week to get there! There were no MP3s or Napsters! You wanted to steal music,&lt;br /&gt;you had to go to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to&lt;br /&gt;wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the&lt;br /&gt;beginning and f@#* it all up!&lt;br /&gt;You want to hear about hardship? You couldn't just download porn! You had to&lt;br /&gt;bribe some homeless dude to buy you a copy of "Hustler" at the 7-11! Those were&lt;br /&gt;your options! We didn't have fancy shit like Call Waiting! If you were on the&lt;br /&gt;phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal! And we didn't have fancy&lt;br /&gt;Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It&lt;br /&gt;could be your boss, your mom, a collections agent, your drug dealer, you didn't&lt;br /&gt;know!!! You just had to pick it up and take your chances, mister! We didn't have&lt;br /&gt;any fancy Sony Play station videogames with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had&lt;br /&gt;the Atari 2600! ! With games like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the&lt;br /&gt;graphics sucked! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your imagination!&lt;br /&gt;And there were no multiple levels or screens; it was just one screen forever!&lt;br /&gt;And you could never win, the game just kept getting harder and faster until you&lt;br /&gt;died! ... Just like LIFE!&lt;br /&gt;When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All&lt;br /&gt;the seats were the same height! If a tall guy sat in front of you and you&lt;br /&gt;couldn't see you were just screwed! Sure, we had cable television, but back&lt;br /&gt;then that was only like 20 channels and there was no onscreen menu and no&lt;br /&gt;remote control! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what&lt;br /&gt;was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off&lt;br /&gt;your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no Cartoon&lt;br /&gt;Network! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning ...D'ya hear what I'm&lt;br /&gt;saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK, you spoiled little bastards! We didn't have&lt;br /&gt;microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up ... we had to use the stove ...&lt;br /&gt;imagine that! If we wanted popcorn....we had to use that stupid jiffy pop and&lt;br /&gt;shake it over the stove like an idiot forever.&lt;br /&gt;That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy.&lt;br /&gt;You're spoiled, you guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112336164275936368?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112336164275936368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112336164275936368' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112336164275936368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112336164275936368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/08/fw-hard-times.html' title='Fw: Hard Times'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112299070601997604</id><published>2005-08-02T09:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-02T09:51:46.060-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: Some GREAT laughs</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message from&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words&lt;br /&gt;back or that you could crawl into a hole?&lt;br /&gt;Here are the testimonials of&lt;br /&gt;a few people who did...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked&lt;br /&gt;loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned&lt;br /&gt;around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a&lt;br /&gt;word.&lt;br /&gt;He knew better.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;*I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was&lt;br /&gt;unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several&lt;br /&gt;minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at&lt;br /&gt;the store He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him&lt;br /&gt;and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;*My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety&lt;br /&gt;of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind&lt;br /&gt;the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at&lt;br /&gt;your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I&lt;br /&gt;turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me&lt;br /&gt;forget.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;*While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some&lt;br /&gt;pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after&lt;br /&gt;receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that&lt;br /&gt;if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my&lt;br /&gt;horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,&lt;br /&gt;"If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that  I saw you&lt;br /&gt;kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this&lt;br /&gt;enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I&lt;br /&gt;mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my&lt;br /&gt;daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were&lt;br /&gt;screams of laughter!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;*Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old&lt;br /&gt;son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.&lt;br /&gt;One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was&lt;br /&gt;very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled&lt;br /&gt;something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she&lt;br /&gt;was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while,&lt;br /&gt;so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No ." I kept thinking, "Oh&lt;br /&gt;Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."&lt;br /&gt;Then I said, "Dan! ny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he&lt;br /&gt;replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell&lt;br /&gt;was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an&lt;br /&gt;accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and&lt;br /&gt;spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people&lt;br /&gt;nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his&lt;br /&gt;pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the&lt;br /&gt;best laugh they'd ever had!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;*This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very&lt;br /&gt;embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before&lt;br /&gt;she speaks. What&lt;br /&gt;happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a&lt;br /&gt;female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and&lt;br /&gt;didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches&lt;br /&gt;you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, ! but&lt;br /&gt;half the crew did too!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112299070601997604?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112299070601997604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112299070601997604' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112299070601997604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112299070601997604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/08/fw-some-great-laughs.html' title='Fw: Some GREAT laughs'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112289907663085390</id><published>2005-08-01T08:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-01T08:24:36.636-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: Speedos</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;This one's kind of funny.&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"&gt;-------------- Forwarded Message: -------------- &lt;BR&gt;From: "Billie Gates" &amp;lt;waltandbillie@msn.com&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;Cc: "Anna Stevenson" &amp;lt;annamstevenson@hotmail.com&amp;gt;, "Bob Johnson" &amp;lt;cashmeout2004@hotmail.com&amp;gt;, "cj1252" &amp;lt;cj1252@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "clydeburks" &amp;lt;clydeburks@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "Eva McIntire" &amp;lt;evamcintire@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "harry kelley" &amp;lt;hawk5@mchsi.com&amp;gt;, "hata2dl8y" &amp;lt;hata2dl8y@juno.com&amp;gt;, "Jim Muckridge" &amp;lt;jrmak@gci.net&amp;gt;, "John Smith" &amp;lt;satchel64@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "judyandbree" &amp;lt;judyandbree@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "margaret kennedy" &amp;lt;MARGANN@peoplepc.com&amp;gt;, "Mildred Gallegos" &amp;lt;mildredgallegos@yahoo.com&amp;gt;, "Ron &amp;amp; Ina" &amp;lt;rnindhs@netzero.net&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;Subject: Fw: Speedos &lt;BR&gt;Date: Sun, 17 Jul 2005 21:30:52 +0000 &lt;BR&gt; &lt;META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2668" name=GENERATOR&gt; &lt;STYLE&gt;&lt;/STYLE&gt; &lt;!--[gte IE 5]&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix="v" /&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix="o" /&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt; &lt;DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Subject:&lt;/B&gt; Fw: Speedos&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Ole and Sven, were holidaying on the beach in Australia while on vacation, and Sven couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.&amp;nbsp;He decided to&amp;nbsp;ask the local lifeguard for some advice. &lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt; &lt;BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;"Mate, it's obvious," said the lifeguard. "You're wearing them old baggy Minnesota style swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.&amp;nbsp; They're years outta style.&amp;nbsp; Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.&amp;nbsp; I'm tellin' ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;The following day, Sven hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Ole went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "Vat's wrong now? Sven still isn't picking up babes."&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard., "Mate, the potato goes in FRONT!"&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;HR SIZE=1&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Subject: Fw: Speedos&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Ole and Sven, were holidaying on the beach in Australia while on vacation, and&lt;br /&gt;Sven couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. He decided to ask the&lt;br /&gt;local lifeguard for some advice.&lt;br /&gt;"Mate, it's obvious," said the lifeguard. "You're wearing them old baggy&lt;br /&gt;Minnesota style swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.  They're&lt;br /&gt;years outta style.  Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about&lt;br /&gt;two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.  I'm tellin'&lt;br /&gt;ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"&lt;br /&gt;The following day, Sven hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and&lt;br /&gt;his fist-sized potato.   Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by,&lt;br /&gt;covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!&lt;br /&gt;Ole went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "Vat's wrong now? Sven still&lt;br /&gt;isn't picking up babes."&lt;br /&gt;"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard., "Mate, the potato goes in FRONT!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112289907663085390?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112289907663085390/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112289907663085390' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112289907663085390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112289907663085390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/08/fw-speedos.html' title='Fw: Speedos'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112289867228165069</id><published>2005-08-01T08:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-01T08:17:52.286-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: The Job Applicant</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;Hay Mahan,You two should give serious consideration to the idea of coming for a visit.I'll send you home with knowledge that will make you&amp;nbsp;the kind of money that dreams are made of.Hay where's our stories from the mountain?I'm realy starting to miss thouse thing's.&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"&gt;-------------- Forwarded Message: -------------- &lt;BR&gt;From: "Billie Gates" &amp;lt;waltandbillie@msn.com&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;Cc: "Bob Johnson" &amp;lt;cashmeout2004@hotmail.com&amp;gt;, "Cecilia &amp;amp; Leroy" &amp;lt;Lecekas@cybertrails.com&amp;gt;, "cj1252" &amp;lt;cj1252@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "clydeburks" &amp;lt;clydeburks@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "durhamjo" &amp;lt;durhamjo@wmni.net&amp;gt;, "Eva McIntire" &amp;lt;evamcintire@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "harry kelley" &amp;lt;hawk5@mchsi.com&amp;gt;, "hata2dl8y" &amp;lt;hata2dl8y@juno.com&amp;gt;, "John Smith" &amp;lt;satchel64@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "judyandbree" &amp;lt;judyandbree@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "margaret kennedy" &amp;lt;MARGANN@peoplepc.com&amp;gt;, "Mildred Gallegos" &amp;lt;mildredgallegos@yahoo.com&amp;gt;, "Ron &amp;amp; Ina" &amp;lt;rnindhs@netzero.net&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;Subject: Fw: The Job Applicant &lt;BR&gt;Date: Sun, 17 Jul 2005 21:28:46 +0000 &lt;BR&gt; &lt;META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2668" name=GENERATOR&gt; &lt;STYLE&gt;&lt;/STYLE&gt; &lt;!--[gte IE 5]&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix="v" /&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix="o" /&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;TABLE id=INCREDIMAINTABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0&gt; &lt;TBODY&gt; &lt;TR&gt; &lt;TD id=INCREDITEXTREGION style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; CURSOR: auto; FONT-FAMILY: Arial" width="100%"&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The manager went to Bubba and said: "Thank you for your interest, but &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;we've decided to give the Yankee the job."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Bubba asked: "And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;questions correct. This being Louisiana, and me being a Southern boy, I &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;should get the job!"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The manager said: "We've made our decision not on the &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;correct answers, but rather on the one question that you both missed."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Bubba then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better&amp;nbsp;than &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;the other?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The manager replied: "Bubba, it's like this.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;On question #4 the Yankee put down; 'I don't know.' &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;You put down, 'Neither do I.'"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt; &lt;TR&gt; &lt;TD id=INCREDIFOOTER width="100%"&gt; &lt;TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"&gt; &lt;TBODY&gt; &lt;TR&gt; &lt;TD width="100%"&gt;&lt;/TD&gt; &lt;TD id=INCREDISOUND vAlign=bottom align=middle&gt;&lt;/TD&gt; &lt;TD id=INCREDIANIM vAlign=bottom align=middle&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same&lt;br /&gt;qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The manager went to Bubba and said: "Thank you for your interest, but we've&lt;br /&gt;decided to give the Yankee the job."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Bubba asked: "And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions&lt;br /&gt;correct. This being Louisiana, and me being a Southern boy, I should get the&lt;br /&gt;job!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The manager said: "We've made our decision not on the correct answers, but&lt;br /&gt;rather on the one question that you both missed."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Bubba then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the&lt;br /&gt;other?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The manager replied: "Bubba, it's like this. On question #4 the Yankee put down;&lt;br /&gt;'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112289867228165069?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112289867228165069/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112289867228165069' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112289867228165069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112289867228165069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/08/fw-job-applicant.html' title='Fw: The Job Applicant'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112289833399962922</id><published>2005-08-01T08:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-01T08:12:16.206-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: to smile at</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;A lesson to be learned from one typing the wrong email address! A  Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly  icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their  honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult  to&amp;nbsp; coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and  flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The  husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided  to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in  her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile,  somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.  He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The  widow decided to check her email expectin g messages from relatives and friends.  After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son  rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen  which read: &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;BR&gt;To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: October 16, 2004 I know  you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are  allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been  checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.  Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine  was.&amp;nbsp; P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message from -----------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;A lesson to be learned from one typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis&lt;br /&gt;couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.&lt;br /&gt;They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20&lt;br /&gt;years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to  coordinate&lt;br /&gt;their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on&lt;br /&gt;Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into&lt;br /&gt;the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to&lt;br /&gt;his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address,&lt;br /&gt;and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in&lt;br /&gt;Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a&lt;br /&gt;minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow&lt;br /&gt;decided to check her email expectin g messages from relatives and friends.&lt;br /&gt;After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son&lt;br /&gt;rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer&lt;br /&gt;screen which read:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: October 16, 2004 I know you're&lt;br /&gt;surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to&lt;br /&gt;send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I&lt;br /&gt;see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking&lt;br /&gt;forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. &lt;br /&gt;P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112289833399962922?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112289833399962922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112289833399962922' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112289833399962922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112289833399962922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/08/fwd-to-smile-at.html' title='Fwd: to smile at'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112241406272893466</id><published>2005-07-26T17:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-26T17:41:02.756-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Good info ....Recognizing a stroke is no joke</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;FW: Recognizing a stroke is no joke&lt;br /&gt;     Subject: RECOGNIZING A STROKE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3&lt;br /&gt;     hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally.  He&lt;br /&gt;     said&lt;br /&gt;     the trick was  getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed and getting to&lt;br /&gt;     the&lt;br /&gt;     patient within 3 hours which is tough.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     RECOGNIZING A STROKE - A true story&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     Susie is recouping at an incredible pace for someone with a massive&lt;br /&gt;     stroke all because Sherry saw Susie stumble - - that is the key that&lt;br /&gt;     isn't mentioned below -and then she asked Susie the 3 questions.  So&lt;br /&gt;     simple&lt;br /&gt;     - - this literally saved Susie's life - - Some angel sent it to&lt;br /&gt;     Suzie's&lt;br /&gt;     friend and they did just what it said to do.  Suzie failed all three&lt;br /&gt;     so&lt;br /&gt;     then 9-1-1 was called.  Even though she had normal blood pressure&lt;br /&gt;     readings and did not appear to be a stroke as she could converse to&lt;br /&gt;     some&lt;br /&gt;     extent with the Paramedics they took her to the hospital right away.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     Thank God for the  sense to remember the "3" steps.  Read and Learn!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.  The stroke&lt;br /&gt;     victim may suffer brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize&lt;br /&gt;     the&lt;br /&gt;     symptoms of a stroke.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three&lt;br /&gt;     simple questions:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     1. *Ask the individual to SMILE.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     2. *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     3. *Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (ie . It&lt;br /&gt;     is&lt;br /&gt;     sunny out today) If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks,&lt;br /&gt;     call&lt;br /&gt;     9-1-1 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteers could&lt;br /&gt;     identify&lt;br /&gt;     facial weakness, arm weakness and speech problems, researchers urged&lt;br /&gt;     the general public to learn the three  questions.  They presented&lt;br /&gt;     their&lt;br /&gt;     conclusions at the American Stroke Association's annual meeting last&lt;br /&gt;     February. Widespread use of this test could result in prompt&lt;br /&gt;     diagnosis and&lt;br /&gt;     treatment of the stroke and prevent brain damage.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10&lt;br /&gt;     people, you can bet that at least one life will be saved.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;     BE A FRIEND AND SHARE THIS ARTICLE WITH AS MANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE,&lt;br /&gt;     you could save their lives.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112241406272893466?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112241406272893466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112241406272893466' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112241406272893466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112241406272893466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/fwd-good-info-recognizing-stroke-is-no.html' title='Fwd: Good info ....Recognizing a stroke is no joke'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112198425090106175</id><published>2005-07-21T18:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-21T18:17:30.906-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: This is Why We're in Trouble!</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Wolf color=#0000ff size=5&gt;I know Mikey J is going to like these  ...............&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I have been a Travel Agent for thirty years. This is&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; why  we're in trouble! I had a New Hampshire&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; Congresswoman ask for an aisle  seat so that her hair&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; wouldn't get messed up by being near the  window.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  *********************************************************************&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; to go! to Capetown.  I started to explain the length of&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; the flight and the passport  information, then she&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you  look&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  Without trying to make her look like the stupid one,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; I calmly explained,  "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; Capetown is in Africa,"Her response  (click).&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; * ***************&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A  senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; Florida package we  did. I asked what was wrong with&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; the vacation in Orlando. He said he was  expecting an&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; He replied,  "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map, and&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; Florida is a very thin  state!"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  ******************&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I got a call from a lawmaker's wife  who asked, "Is&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; it possible to see England from Canada?" I said,  "No."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; She said, "But they look so close on the  map."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  ******************************&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; An aide for a Bush  cabinet member once called and&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; asked if he could rent a car in Dallas.  When I pulled&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; rent a car, he  said, "I heard Dallas was a big&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; airport, and we will need a car to drive  between the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; gates to save time."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  ************************&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; An Illinois Congresswoman  called last week. She&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; needed to know how it was possible that her  flight&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; from Detroit left at 8:20 a.m. and got into Chicago at&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  8:33 a.m. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; ahead of  Illinois, but she could not understand the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; concept of time zones.  Finally, I told her the plane&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; went very fast, and she bought  that!&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  ************************&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A New York lawmaker called and  asked, "Do airlines&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; put your physical description on your bag so they  know&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; whose luggage belongs to whom?"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I said,  "No, why do you ask?"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; She replied, "Well, when I checked  in with the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said  (FAT),&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; and I'm overweight. I think that is very  rude?"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; After putting her on hold for a minute while  I&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; 'looked into it' ( I was actually laughing) I came&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; back and  explained the city code for Fresno, CA is&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; (FAT), and that the  airline was just putting a&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; destination tag on her  luggage.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  ************************&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A Senator's aide called to  inquire about a trip&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost  info,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; and  then take the train to Hawaii?"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  **********************&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I just got off the phone with a  freshman Congressman&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?"  I&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; "I was  told my flight number is 823, but none of these&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; darn planes have numbers  on them."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  **********************&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A lady Senator called and said,  "I need to fly to&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; Pepsi-Cola, Florida. Do I have to get on one of  those&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; little computer planes?" I asked if she meant, fly to&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  Pensacola, Florida on a commuter plane. She said,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; "Yeah,  whatever!"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  **********************************&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A senior Senator  called and had a question about the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; documents he needed in order to fly  to China. After a&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded  him&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; that he needed a visa.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "Oh, no I don't. I've  been to China many times and&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; never had to have one of those." I double  checked and&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; sure enough, his stay required a  visa.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; When I told him this he said, "Look, I'v! e been  to&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; China four times and every time they have accepted my&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  American Express!"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  **********************&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A New Mexico Congresswoman called  to make&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  York."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The agent was at a loss for words. Finally,  the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; agent said, "Are you sure that's the name of the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  town?"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; " Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the  lady.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; country and can't  find a Rhino anywhere."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be  silly! Everyone&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent  scoured&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; a map of the state of New York and finally&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; offered,"You  don't mean Buffalo, do you?"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "That's it! I knew it was a  big animal," she said.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Now you know why  Government is in the shape that&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; it's&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; ____________________________________________________&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  Start your day with Yahoo! - make it your home page &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;A  href="http://www.yahoo.com/r/hs"&gt;http://www.yahoo.com/r/hs&lt;/A&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I have been a Travel Agent for thirty years. This is&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; why we're in trouble! I had a New Hampshire&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; *********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; to go! to Capetown. I started to explain the length of&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; the flight and the passport information, then she&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Without trying to make her look like the stupid one,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Capetown is in Africa,"Her response (click).&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; * ***************&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map, and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Florida is a very thin state!"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; ******************&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; She said, "But they look so close on the map."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; ******************************&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; An aide for a Bush cabinet member once called and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; airport, and we will need a car to drive between the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; gates to save time."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; ************************&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; needed to know how it was possible that her flight&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; from Detroit left at 8:20 a.m. and got into Chicago at&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 8:33 a.m. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; went very fast, and she bought that!&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; ************************&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; put your physical description on your bag so they know&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; whose luggage belongs to whom?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I said, "No, why do you ask?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT),&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; and I'm overweight. I think that is very rude?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; After putting her on hold for a minute while I&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 'looked into it' ( I was actually laughing) I came&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; back and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; (FAT), and that the airline was just putting a&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; destination tag on her luggage.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; ************************&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; and then take the train to Hawaii?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; **********************&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; darn planes have numbers on them."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; **********************&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Pepsi-Cola, Florida. Do I have to get on one of those&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; little computer planes?" I asked if she meant, fly to&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Pensacola, Florida on a commuter plane. She said,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; "Yeah, whatever!"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; **********************************&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A senior Senator called and had a question about the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; that he needed a visa.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; never had to have one of those." I double checked and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; sure enough, his stay required a visa.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; When I told him this he said, "Look, I'v! e been to&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; China four times and every time they have accepted my&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; American Express!"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; **********************&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; York."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; agent said, "Are you sure that's the name of the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; town?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; " Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; country and can't find a Rhino anywhere."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; a map of the state of New York and finally&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; offered,"You don't mean Buffalo, do you?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "That's it! I knew it was a big animal," she said.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Now you know why Government is in the shape that&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; it's&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112198425090106175?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112198425090106175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112198425090106175' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112198425090106175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112198425090106175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/fwd-this-is-why-were-in-trouble.html' title='Fwd: This is Why We&apos;re in Trouble!'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112198313854338568</id><published>2005-07-21T17:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-21T17:58:58.556-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Retirement</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;FW: RetirementNew twist on the retirement idea .... like this one, especially at&lt;br /&gt;the end!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;NRETIREMENT&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;About 2 years ago my friend and I were on a cruise through the western&lt;br /&gt;Mediterranean aboard a Princess Liner.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand&lt;br /&gt;stairway in the main dining room.  I also notice that all the staff, ships&lt;br /&gt;officers, waiters, busboys, etc. all seemed very familiar with this lady.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;I asked our waiter who the lay was, expecting to be told she owned the line, but&lt;br /&gt;he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back&lt;br /&gt;to back.  As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped&lt;br /&gt;to say hello.  We chatted and I said, "I understand you've been on this ship&lt;br /&gt;for the last four cruises".&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;She replied, "Yes, that's true."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;I stated, "I don't understand" and she replied, without a pause, "It's cheaper&lt;br /&gt;than a nursing home".  So, there will be no nursing home in my future.  When I&lt;br /&gt;get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship.  The average&lt;br /&gt;cost for nursing home is $200 per day.  I have checked on reservations at&lt;br /&gt;Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135&lt;br /&gt;per day.  That leaves $65 a day for:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;1.  Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.&lt;br /&gt;2.  I can have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the restaurant, or I&lt;br /&gt;can have room service which means I can have breakfast in bed every day of the&lt;br /&gt;week.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;3.  Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free washers&lt;br /&gt;and dryers, and shows every night.&lt;br /&gt;4.  They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.&lt;br /&gt;5.  They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient,  An extra $5 worth&lt;br /&gt;of trips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;6.  I will get to meet new people every 7 to 14 days.&lt;br /&gt;7.  T.V. Broken?  Light bulb need changing?  Need to have the mattress replaced?&lt;br /&gt; No problem!  The will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;8.  Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for them.&lt;br /&gt;9.  If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare:  if you&lt;br /&gt;fall break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the&lt;br /&gt;rest of your life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Now hold on for the best!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Do you want to see South America, The Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New&lt;br /&gt;Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go?  Princess will have a ship ready&lt;br /&gt;to go.  So don't look for me in a nursing home, if I want to call someone or&lt;br /&gt;someone wants to talk to me just call ship to shore.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;P.S. Don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side at no charge.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;We can do anything we want if we stick to it long enough.&lt;br /&gt;           -- Helen Keller --&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112198313854338568?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112198313854338568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112198313854338568' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112198313854338568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112198313854338568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/fwd-retirement.html' title='Fwd: Retirement'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112198227116570644</id><published>2005-07-21T17:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-21T17:44:35.036-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: Money exchange</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;Just thought you might like this one.Hay would you two like to come out here for vacation.If so I can help out big time and this is the time of year to do it.Peace&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"&gt;-------------- Forwarded Message: -------------- &lt;BR&gt;From: "Billie Gates" &amp;lt;waltandbillie@msn.com&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;Cc: "Anna Stevenson" &amp;lt;annamstevenson@hotmail.com&amp;gt;, "Bob Johnson" &amp;lt;cashmeout2004@hotmail.com&amp;gt;, "Cecilia &amp;amp; Leroy" &amp;lt;Lecekas@cybertrails.com&amp;gt;, "cj1252" &amp;lt;cj1252@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "harry kelley" &amp;lt;hawk5@mchsi.com&amp;gt;, "Jan Amaral" &amp;lt;jamaral@dc.rr.com&amp;gt;, "John Smith" &amp;lt;satchel64@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "judyandbree" &amp;lt;judyandbree@comcast.net&amp;gt;, "Mildred Gallegos" &amp;lt;mildredgallegos@yahoo.com&amp;gt;, "Ron &amp;amp; Ina" &amp;lt;rnindhs@netzero.net&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;Subject: Fw: Money exchange &lt;BR&gt;Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 15:31:42 +0000 &lt;BR&gt; &lt;META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2668" name=GENERATOR&gt; &lt;STYLE&gt;&lt;/STYLE&gt; &lt;!--[gte IE 5]&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix="v" /&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix="o" /&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman"&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial; PADDING-TOP: 10pt"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;FONT id=role_document face="Times New Roman" color=#000000 size=3&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;Subject: FW: Fwd: Money exchange&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;bank teller, "Why it change? Yestaday I get two hunnet dollar fo yen - &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;today I get hunnet eighty?&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."&amp;nbsp; The Asian man says, "Fluc you white &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;guys too!"&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Subject: FW: Fwd: Money exchange&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&amp;gt;An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;bank teller, "Why it change? Yestaday I get two hunnet dollar fo yen -&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;today I get hunnet eighty?&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."  The Asian man says, "Fluc you white&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;guys too!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112198227116570644?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112198227116570644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112198227116570644' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112198227116570644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112198227116570644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/fw-money-exchange.html' title='Fw: Money exchange'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112173696630464870</id><published>2005-07-18T21:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-18T21:36:06.330-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: History lesson</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&gt;----- Original Message -----  &lt;DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"&gt;&lt;B&gt;From:&lt;/B&gt; &lt;A  title=robselec@bardstown.com href="mailto:robselec@bardstown.com"&gt;Marie  Donahue&lt;/A&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;To:&lt;/B&gt; &lt;A title=njhayes@ev1.net href="mailto:njhayes@ev1.net"&gt;Nancy&lt;/A&gt;  ; &lt;A title=KwlJeeper@aol.com href="mailto:KwlJeeper@aol.com"&gt;Lisa&lt;/A&gt; ; &lt;A  title=BatMom32@aol.com href="mailto:BatMom32@aol.com"&gt;Kim&lt;/A&gt; ; &lt;A  title=jak12@naxs.net href="mailto:jak12@naxs.net"&gt;Jimmy&lt;/A&gt; ; &lt;A  title=hbmitchell@msn.com href="mailto:hbmitchell@msn.com"&gt;Helen Mitchell&lt;/A&gt; ;  &lt;A title=gracief33@bellsouth.net  href="mailto:gracief33@bellsouth.net"&gt;Gracie&lt;/A&gt; ; &lt;A  title=scooter@alliancelink.com href="mailto:scooter@alliancelink.com"&gt;Cindy&lt;/A&gt;  ; &lt;A title=bhcecil@bardstown.com href="mailto:bhcecil@bardstown.com"&gt;Brenda&lt;/A&gt;  ; &lt;A title=BarbFRich@aol.com href="mailto:BarbFRich@aol.com"&gt;Barb Richards&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Sent:&lt;/B&gt; Friday, July 15, 2005 10:37 PM&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Subject:&lt;/B&gt; Fw: too good not to share&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&gt;----- Original Message -----  &lt;DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"&gt;&lt;B&gt;From:&lt;/B&gt; &lt;A  title=kjmd@earthlink.net href="mailto:kjmd@earthlink.net"&gt;Keith Donahoe&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;To:&lt;/B&gt; &lt;A title=keithdonahoe@yahoo.com  href="mailto:keithdonahoe@yahoo.com"&gt;Keith Donahoe&lt;/A&gt; ; &lt;A  title=robselec@bardstown.com href="mailto:robselec@bardstown.com"&gt;Marie  Donahue&lt;/A&gt; ; &lt;A title=hjgregg@mindspring.com  href="mailto:hjgregg@mindspring.com"&gt;Heidi Gregg&lt;/A&gt; ; &lt;A  title=fritzfamily@bardstowncable.net  href="mailto:fritzfamily@bardstowncable.net"&gt;Marysha Fritz&lt;/A&gt; ; &lt;A  title=vdowns@btown.k12.ky.us href="mailto:vdowns@btown.k12.ky.us"&gt;Val Downs&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Sent:&lt;/B&gt; Friday, July 15, 2005 6:55 AM&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Subject:&lt;/B&gt; Fw: too good not to share&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Sent:&lt;/B&gt; Tuesday, June 21, 2005 10:36 PM&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Subject:&lt;/B&gt; too good not to share&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;FONT id=role_document face=Arial color=#000000 size=2&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;Subject: History  lesson&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The&amp;nbsp; first day of school and  a new student named Pedro Martinez, the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; son&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; of a  Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American  history.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "Who&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; said 'Give me &lt;st1:place  w:st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:City w:st="on"&gt;Liberty&lt;/st1:City&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;, or give me  Death?'"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; She saw a sea of blank faces, except  for Pedro, who had his hand up.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "Patrick Henry,  1775."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now,  who said, "Government of &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; the people, by the people, for the  people, shall not perish from the&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  earth?"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Again, no response except from Pedro:  "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The teacher snapped at  the class, "Class, you should be ashamed!&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Pedro,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  who is new to our country, knows more about its' history than you  &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; do!"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; She heard a loud whisper:  "Screw the Mexicans!"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "Who said that?" she  demanded.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie,  1836."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; At that point, a student in the back  said, "I'm gonna puke."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The teacher glared and  asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Again,  Pedro. "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,  1991."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh  yeah? Suck this!"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Pedro jumped out of his chair  waving his hand and shouting to the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  teacher,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;nbsp;"Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky,  1997!"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone  said, "You little shit. If&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; you&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; say anything  else, I'll kill you!"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Pedro frantically yelled  at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Chandra&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;  Levy, 2001."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The teacher fainted, and as the  class gathered around her on the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; floor,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; someone  said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Pedro  whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;HR&gt;  &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt;No virus found in this incoming message.&lt;BR&gt;Checked by AVG  Anti-Virus.&lt;BR&gt;Version: 7.0.323 / Virus Database: 267.8.16/50 - Release Date:  7/15/05&lt;BR&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;HR&gt;  &lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt;No virus found in this outgoing message.&lt;BR&gt;Checked by AVG  Anti-Virus.&lt;BR&gt;Version: 7.0.323 / Virus Database: 267.8.16/50 - Release Date:  7/15/05&lt;BR&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Subject: History lesson&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The  first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; son&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "Who&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "Patrick Henry, 1775."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; earth?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed!&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Pedro,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; who is new to our country, knows more about its' history than you&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; do!"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "Who said that?" she demanded.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Again, Pedro. "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; teacher,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt; "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little shit. If&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; you&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; say anything else, I'll kill you!"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Chandra&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Levy, 2001."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; floor,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;-------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112173696630464870?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112173696630464870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112173696630464870' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112173696630464870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112173696630464870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/fw-history-lesson.html' title='Fw: History lesson'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112135225169388519</id><published>2005-07-14T10:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-14T10:44:11.720-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Fw: Life when they were growing up!!!]</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message&lt;br /&gt;LIFE IN THE 1500'S...not too different from when I was growing up!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Interesting!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water&lt;br /&gt;temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to&lt;br /&gt;be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;These are interesting...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in&lt;br /&gt;May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting&lt;br /&gt;to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.&lt;br /&gt;Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house&lt;br /&gt;had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and&lt;br /&gt;men, then the women and finally the children Last of all the babies. By&lt;br /&gt;then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence&lt;br /&gt;the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood&lt;br /&gt;underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the&lt;br /&gt;cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it&lt;br /&gt;rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and off&lt;br /&gt;the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed&lt;br /&gt;a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess&lt;br /&gt;up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung&lt;br /&gt;over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into&lt;br /&gt;existence.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.&lt;br /&gt;Hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would&lt;br /&gt;get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on&lt;br /&gt;floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more&lt;br /&gt;thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping&lt;br /&gt;outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying&lt;br /&gt;a "thresh hold."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that&lt;br /&gt;always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things&lt;br /&gt;to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They&lt;br /&gt;would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold&lt;br /&gt;overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in&lt;br /&gt;it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas&lt;br /&gt;porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days&lt;br /&gt;old."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.&lt;br /&gt;When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It&lt;br /&gt;was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would&lt;br /&gt;cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew&lt;br /&gt;the fat."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content&lt;br /&gt;caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning&lt;br /&gt;death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years&lt;br /&gt;or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of&lt;br /&gt;the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper&lt;br /&gt;crust."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would&lt;br /&gt;sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking&lt;br /&gt;along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.&lt;br /&gt;They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the&lt;br /&gt;family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they&lt;br /&gt;would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;England is old and small and the local folks started running out of&lt;br /&gt;places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the&lt;br /&gt;bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these&lt;br /&gt;coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the&lt;br /&gt;inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they&lt;br /&gt;would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the&lt;br /&gt;coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would&lt;br /&gt;have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to&lt;br /&gt;listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was&lt;br /&gt;considered a "dead ringer."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;And that's the truth... Now, whoever said that History was boring ! ! !&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Educate someone...Share these facts with a friend&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112135225169388519?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112135225169388519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112135225169388519' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112135225169388519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112135225169388519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/fwd-fw-life-when-they-were-growing-up.html' title='Fwd: Fw: Life when they were growing up!!!]'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112126312566696393</id><published>2005-07-13T09:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-13T09:58:45.683-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: So You think you Know everything?........</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;So You think you Know everything?........&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.&lt;br /&gt;A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.&lt;br /&gt;A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.&lt;br /&gt;A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.&lt;br /&gt;A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.&lt;br /&gt;A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.&lt;br /&gt;A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.&lt;br /&gt;A snail can sleep for three years.&lt;br /&gt;Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.&lt;br /&gt;All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back&lt;br /&gt;of the $5 bill.&lt;br /&gt;Almonds are a member of the peach family.&lt;br /&gt;An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.&lt;br /&gt;Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches&lt;br /&gt;2 to 6 years of age.&lt;br /&gt;Butterflies taste with their feet.&lt;br /&gt;Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.&lt;br /&gt;"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".&lt;br /&gt;February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.&lt;br /&gt;In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.&lt;br /&gt;If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would&lt;br /&gt;never end  because of the rate of reproduction.&lt;br /&gt;If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an&lt;br /&gt;average of 6 months waiting at red lights.&lt;br /&gt;It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.&lt;br /&gt;Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.&lt;br /&gt;Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.&lt;br /&gt;No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or&lt;br /&gt;purple.&lt;br /&gt;On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building&lt;br /&gt;is an  American flag.&lt;br /&gt;Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never&lt;br /&gt;stop growing.&lt;br /&gt;Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.&lt;br /&gt;Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.&lt;br /&gt;"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and&lt;br /&gt;"lollipop" with your right.&lt;br /&gt;The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.&lt;br /&gt;The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that&lt;br /&gt;it burns.&lt;br /&gt;The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a&lt;br /&gt;chocolate bar melted in his pocket.&lt;br /&gt;The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every&lt;br /&gt;letter of the alphabet.&lt;br /&gt;The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.&lt;br /&gt;The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read&lt;br /&gt;left to right or right to left (palindromes).&lt;br /&gt;There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.&lt;br /&gt;There are more chickens than people in the world.&lt;br /&gt;There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":&lt;br /&gt;tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous&lt;br /&gt;There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in&lt;br /&gt;order:  "abstemious" and "facetious."&lt;br /&gt;There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.&lt;br /&gt;Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.&lt;br /&gt;TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on&lt;br /&gt;one row of the keyboard.&lt;br /&gt;Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.&lt;br /&gt;Women blink nearly twice as much as men.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise&lt;br /&gt;it will digest itself.&lt;br /&gt;............Now you know everything&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112126312566696393?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112126312566696393/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112126312566696393' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112126312566696393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112126312566696393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/fwd-so-you-think-you-know-everything.html' title='Fwd: So You think you Know everything?........'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112101603561378092</id><published>2005-07-10T13:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-10T13:20:35.640-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: Just in from dear friend Harvey</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&gt;----- Original Message -----  &lt;DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"&gt;&lt;B&gt;From:&lt;/B&gt; &lt;A  title=vze2njya@verizon.net href="mailto:vze2njya@verizon.net"&gt;J Michael  Kilburn&lt;/A&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;To:&lt;/B&gt; &lt;A title=Undisclosed-Recipient:;  href="mailto:Undisclosed-Recipient:;"&gt;Undisclosed-Recipient:;&lt;/A&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Sent:&lt;/B&gt; Sunday, July 10, 2005 6:00 AM&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Subject:&lt;/B&gt; spam: Just in from dear friend Harvey&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt; &lt;DIV class=Section1&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;12. Life is sexually transmitted.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;11. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can  die.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you don't see him  excited, make him a sandwich!&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to  use the internet and they won't bother you for  weeks.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;8. Some people are like Slinkies. . . not really good for anything, but  you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the  stairs.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying  of nothing.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;6. Whenever I feel blue, I start  breathing.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention  to criticism.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;4. A slight tax increase cost you two hundred  dollars.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;A substantial tax cut&amp;nbsp; saves you thirty  cents.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world  is weird and people take&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Prozac  to make it normal.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come  to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the  first.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus&gt;&lt;FONT  size=4&gt;1. Many terrorists come to &lt;st1:country-region w:st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place  w:st="on"&gt;America&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; legally and hang around on  expired Visas (some for as long as 10-15 years). At Blockbuster you're two days  late with a video rental and those people are all over you. We should put  Blockbuster in charge of &lt;st1:country-region w:st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place  w:st="on"&gt;US&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;  immigration.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;FONT face=Papyrus size=4&gt;&lt;SPAN  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;12. Life is sexually transmitted.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;11. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you don't see him excited, make&lt;br /&gt;him a sandwich!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the&lt;br /&gt;internet and they won't bother you for weeks.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;8. Some people are like Slinkies. . . not really good for anything, but you&lt;br /&gt;can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of&lt;br /&gt;nothing.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to&lt;br /&gt;criticism.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;4. A slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;A substantial tax cut  saves you thirty cents.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird&lt;br /&gt;and people take         Prozac to make it normal.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to&lt;br /&gt;realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;1. Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired Visas&lt;br /&gt;(some for as long as 10-15 years). At Blockbuster you're two days late with a&lt;br /&gt;video rental and those people are all over you. We should put Blockbuster in&lt;br /&gt;charge of US immigration.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;-- &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112101603561378092?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112101603561378092/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112101603561378092' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112101603561378092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112101603561378092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/fw-just-in-from-dear-friend-harvey.html' title='Fw: Just in from dear friend Harvey'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112086002880512963</id><published>2005-07-08T18:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-08T18:00:28.823-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: WORLD WAR III IS COMING</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;UNFORTUNATELY TO TRUE.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;      WORLD WAR III IS COMING&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       The bartender  says, "Yep, that's them."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       real honor! . What are  you guys doing in here?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       Bush says, "We're planning WW III."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       Muslims  and one blonde with big tits."&lt;br /&gt;      The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       kill a blonde with big tits?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;       no one  CARES about the 140 million Muslims".&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;--&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112086002880512963?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112086002880512963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112086002880512963' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112086002880512963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112086002880512963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/fwd-world-war-iii-is-coming.html' title='Fwd: WORLD WAR III IS COMING'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112079365589503404</id><published>2005-07-07T23:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-07T23:34:15.926-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Re: FW: time for a funny</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; thot you'd like this one :) &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Subject: FW: time for a funny&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; _______________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; When the  Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; she now considered her to be mentally stable.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; When she went to tell Edna the news she said,  "Edna, I have good&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; news and bad news.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; The good news is  you're being discharged; since you were able to&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; sound-mindedness.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; bathroom&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; he's died."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; How soon can I go home?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112079365589503404?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112079365589503404/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112079365589503404' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112079365589503404'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112079365589503404'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/re-fw-time-for-funny.html' title='Re: FW: time for a funny'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112054375209875422</id><published>2005-07-05T02:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-05T02:09:12.123-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Phrases from the old days</title><content type='html'>&lt;FONT id=role_document  face=Arial color=#000000 size=2&gt; &lt;DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;gt;Things you probably did not know.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;All  of these sound like they could be true!&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters  were&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; not based on how many people were to be painted,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  but by how many limbs were to be painted.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Arms and  legs are "limbs," therefore painting them would cost the buyer  &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;more.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Hence the __expression, "Okay, but it'll  cost you an arm and a leg."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; As incredible as it  sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; (May and  October)! Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to  &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;clean&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the  wig in the shell, and&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make  the wig big and fluffy, &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;hence&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; the term "big wig." Today we  often use the term "here comes the Big Wig"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; because someone appears  to be or is powerful and wealthy.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; In the  late 1700s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; used for dining. The "head of the household" always sat in the  chair&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; while everyone else ate sitting on the floor.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Occasionally a guest, who was usually a man, would be invited  to sit in&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; this chair during a meal. To sit in the chair meant you  were important&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; and in charge. They called the one sitting in the  chair the "chair man."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Today in business, we use the _expression or  title Chairman" or &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;"Chairman&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; of the Board"&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result,  many women&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women  would spread&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; bee's wax over their facial skin to smooth out their  complexions. When&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; they were speaking to each other, if a woman  began to stare at another&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; woman's face&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; she was told,  "mind your own bee's wax." Should the woman smile, the wax&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; would  crack, hence the term "crack a smile." In addition, when they sat&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  too close to the fire, the wax would melt . . therefore, the _expression&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; "losing face."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Ladies wore corsets, which would  lace up in the front. A proper and&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; dignified woman, as in "straight  laced". . . wore a tightly tied lace.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Common  entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the "Ace of&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; Spades." To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards  &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;instead.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Yet, since most games require 52  cards, these people were thought to be&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; stupid or dumb because they  weren't "playing with a full deck."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Early politicians  required feedback from the public to determine what &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns,  pubs,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; and bars. They were told to "go sip some ale" and listen to  people's&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were  dispatched at&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; different times. "You go sip here" and "You go sip  there." The two&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; words "go sip" were eventually combined when  referring to the local&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; opinion and, thus we have the term  "gossip."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people  drank from pint and quart-sized&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; containers. A bar maid's job was to  keep an eye on the customers and &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;keep&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; the drinks coming.  She had to pay close attention and remember who was&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; drinking in  "pints" and who was drinking in "quarts," hence the term&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; "minding  your "P's and Q's."&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; One more: bet you didn't know  this!&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships  and many freighters &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;carried&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; iron cannons. Those cannons  fired round iron cannon balls. It was&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; necessary to keep a good  supply near the cannon. However, how to prevent&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; them from rolling  about the deck? The best storage method devised was a&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; square-based  pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; nine,  which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; could be  stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;only&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; one problem...how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling  &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;from&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; under the others.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; The  solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  indentations. However, if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; would quickly rust to it.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; The solution to the  rusting problem was to make Brass&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Monkeys." Few landlubbers realize  that brass contracts much more and&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; much faster than iron when  chilled. Consequently, when the temperature&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; dropped too far, the  brass indentations would shrink so much that the &lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;iron&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  cannonballs would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  literally, "Cold enough to&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; freeze the balls off a brass monkey."  (All this time, you thought that&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; was an improper __expression,  didn't you.)&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; You must send this fabulous bit of  historic knowledge to unsuspecting&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; friends. If you don't, your  floppy is going to fall off your hard drive&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; and kill your  mouse.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&amp;gt;Things you probably did not know.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;All  of these sound like they could be true!&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters  were&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; not based on how many people were to be painted,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  but by how many limbs were to be painted.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Arms and  legs are "limbs," therefore painting them would cost the buyer&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;more.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Hence the __expression, "Okay, but it'll  cost you an arm and a leg."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; As incredible as it  sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; (May and  October)! Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;clean&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the  wig in the shell, and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make  the wig big and fluffy,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;hence&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; the term "big wig." Today we  often use the term "here comes the Big Wig"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; because someone appears  to be or is powerful and wealthy.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; In the  late 1700s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; used for dining. The "head of the household" always sat in the  chair&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; while everyone else ate sitting on the floor.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Occasionally a guest, who was usually a man, would be invited  to sit in&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; this chair during a meal. To sit in the chair meant you  were important&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; and in charge. They called the one sitting in the  chair the "chair man."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Today in business, we use the _expression or  title Chairman" or&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;"Chairman&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; of the Board"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result,  many women&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women  would spread&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; bee's wax over their facial skin to smooth out their  complexions. When&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; they were speaking to each other, if a woman  began to stare at another&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; woman's face&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; she was told,  "mind your own bee's wax." Should the woman smile, the wax&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; would  crack, hence the term "crack a smile." In addition, when they sat&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  too close to the fire, the wax would melt . . therefore, the _expression&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; "losing face."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Ladies wore corsets, which would  lace up in the front. A proper and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; dignified woman, as in "straight  laced". . . wore a tightly tied lace.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Common  entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the "Ace of&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; Spades." To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;instead.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Yet, since most games require 52  cards, these people were thought to be&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; stupid or dumb because they  weren't "playing with a full deck."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Early politicians  required feedback from the public to determine what&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns,  pubs,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; and bars. They were told to "go sip some ale" and listen to  people's&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were  dispatched at&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; different times. "You go sip here" and "You go sip  there." The two&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; words "go sip" were eventually combined when  referring to the local&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; opinion and, thus we have the term  "gossip."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people  drank from pint and quart-sized&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; containers. A bar maid's job was to  keep an eye on the customers and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;keep&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; the drinks coming.  She had to pay close attention and remember who was&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; drinking in  "pints" and who was drinking in "quarts," hence the term&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; "minding  your "P's and Q's."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; One more: bet you didn't know  this!&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships  and many freighters&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;carried&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; iron cannons. Those cannons  fired round iron cannon balls. It was&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; necessary to keep a good  supply near the cannon. However, how to prevent&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; them from rolling  about the deck? The best storage method devised was a&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; square-based  pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; nine,  which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; could be  stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;only&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; one problem...how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;from&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; under the others.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; The  solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  indentations. However, if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  &amp;gt; would quickly rust to it.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; The solution to the  rusting problem was to make Brass&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Monkeys." Few landlubbers realize  that brass contracts much more and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; much faster than iron when  chilled. Consequently, when the temperature&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; dropped too far, the  brass indentations would shrink so much that the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;iron&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  cannonballs would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;  literally, "Cold enough to&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; freeze the balls off a brass monkey."  (All this time, you thought that&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; was an improper __expression,  didn't you.)&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; You must send this fabulous bit of  historic knowledge to unsuspecting&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; friends. If you don't, your  floppy is going to fall off your hard drive&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; and kill your  mouse.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112054375209875422?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112054375209875422/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112054375209875422' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112054375209875422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112054375209875422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/fwd-phrases-from-old-days.html' title='Fwd: Phrases from the old days'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-112021984835926299</id><published>2005-07-01T08:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-01T08:10:48.376-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Just for your information.......</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt;Now isn't this the truth!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT id=role_document face=Arial color=#000000 size=2&gt;&lt;FONT  style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" face=Arial color=#000000  size=2&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;EM&gt;To all my California friends!&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt; &lt;BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq  style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"&gt;   &lt;DIV&gt;   &lt;BLOCKQUOTE    style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: blue 2px solid"&gt;     &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" face=Arial color=#000000      size=2&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Do you know what happened in 1850?&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;California became a      state.&lt;BR&gt;The state had no electricity.&lt;BR&gt;The state had no money.&lt;BR&gt;Almost      everyone spoke Spanish.&lt;BR&gt;There were gunfights in the streets.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;So      basically, it was just like California today except the women had&lt;BR&gt;real      boobs.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;   &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;   &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Now isn't this the truth!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;To all my California friends!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    Do you know what happened in 1850?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    California became a state.&lt;br /&gt;    The state had no electricity.&lt;br /&gt;    The state had no money.&lt;br /&gt;    Almost everyone spoke Spanish.&lt;br /&gt;    There were gunfights in the streets.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;    So basically, it was just like California today except the women had&lt;br /&gt;    real boobs.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-112021984835926299?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/112021984835926299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=112021984835926299' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112021984835926299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/112021984835926299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/07/fwd-just-for-your-information.html' title='Fwd: Just for your information.......'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-111970291530428278</id><published>2005-06-25T08:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-25T08:35:15.310-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Something you might not know!</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2&gt;True or False, I am sure one of my  buddies who has more time to check it out will confirm it's authenticity,  in&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2&gt;any case makes for a reasonable  explanation of where the SHIT really began ..... meanwhile I am going to  blithely&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2&gt;send this on !!!!! &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;One wonders if this is true.&amp;nbsp; Guess it could be  bonifide.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq  style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;EM&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Subject:    Something you might not know!&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Manure: In the 16th and    17th centuries, everything had to be&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;transported by ship and it was    also before commercial fertilizer's&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;invention, so large shipments    of manure were common. It was shipped dry,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;because in dry form it    weighed a lot less&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it,    it not only became&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;heavier,&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;but the process of    fermentation began again, of which a by product is&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;methane gas. As    the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can    see&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;what&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;could (and did) happen. Methane began to build    up below decks and the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;first time someone came below at night with    a lantern, BOOOOM! Several&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;ships were destroyed in this manner    before it was&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;determined just what was happening. After that, the    bundles of manure&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;were always stamped with the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;term    "Ship High In Transit" on them which meant for the sailors to    stow&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came    into the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start    the&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;production of methane. Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , (Ship    High In&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Transport)&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;which has come down through the    centuries and is in use to this very&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;day. You probably did not know    the true history of this word.&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Neither did I. I had always thought    it was a golf term&lt;BR&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message from&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;True or False, I am sure one of my buddies who has more time to check it out&lt;br /&gt;will confirm it's authenticity, in&lt;br /&gt;any case makes for a reasonable explanation of where the SHIT really began .....&lt;br /&gt;meanwhile I am going to blithely&lt;br /&gt;send this on !!!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;One wonders if this is true.  Guess it could be bonifide.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;   &amp;gt;&amp;gt;Subject: Something you might not know!&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry,&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;because in dry form it weighed a lot less&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;heavier,&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;what&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;ships were destroyed in this manner before it was&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;determined just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;were always stamped with the&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;term "Ship High In Transit" on them which meant for the sailors to stow&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;production of methane. Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;Transport)&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;day. You probably did not know the true history of this word.&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&amp;gt;Neither did I. I had always thought it was a golf term&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-111970291530428278?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/111970291530428278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=111970291530428278' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/111970291530428278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/111970291530428278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/06/fwd-something-you-might-not-know.html' title='Fwd: Something you might not know!'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-111970274027404101</id><published>2005-06-25T08:32:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-25T08:32:20.276-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Moon message</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Forwarded message&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; "NAVAJO MESSAGE TO THE MOON"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Arizona for training.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; spoke only Navajo, asked a question.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; His son translated for the NASA people: "What are&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; these guys in the big suits doing?"  One of the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; astronauts said that they were practicing a trip to&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; the moon.  When his son relayed this comment the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; be possible to give to the astronauts a message to&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; deliver to the moon.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; one, a NASA official  accompanying the astronauts&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; to get a tape recorder.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; translate what his father had said. The son&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; listened to the recording and laughed uproariously.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; But he refused to translate.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; village and played it for other members of the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; refused to translate the elder's message to the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; moon.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; An official government translator was summoned.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; After he finally stopped laughing the translator&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; relayed the message:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; "WATCH OUT FOR THESE ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE COME TO&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; STEAL YOUR LAND."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-111970274027404101?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/111970274027404101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=111970274027404101' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/111970274027404101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/111970274027404101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/06/fwd-moon-message.html' title='Fwd: Moon message'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-111970249155408249</id><published>2005-06-25T08:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-25T08:28:11.556-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fw: This will make you ill</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Wolf color=#0000ff size=5&gt;Now they have done it.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"&gt;----- Original Message -----  &lt;DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"&gt;&lt;B&gt;From:&lt;/B&gt; &lt;A  title=mickyw@direcway.com href="mailto:mickyw@direcway.com"&gt;Micky&lt;/A&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;To:&lt;/B&gt; &lt;A title=lynnyd@direcway.com  href="mailto:lynnyd@direcway.com"&gt;Lynn Devaux&lt;/A&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Sent:&lt;/B&gt; Thursday, June 23, 2005 7:10 PM&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;Subject:&lt;/B&gt; This wuill make you ill&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Courier New" color=#0000ff&gt;THIS IS THE TRUTH&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Courier New" color=#0000ff&gt;The supreme court just passed a  "Federal Law" of Eminent Domain. They the government can now take your property,  paying you a fair amount, the reason is that the property will be used for the  betterment of the community&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Courier New" color=#0000ff&gt;This should ruin your evening as it  did mine&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Courier New" color=#0000ff&gt;The only out is you can complain tot  he state ( a lot of good that will do you)&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Courier New" color=#0000ff&gt;Micky&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Wolf color=#0000ff size=5&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Now they have done it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- Original Message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;THIS IS THE TRUTH&lt;br /&gt;The supreme court just passed a "Federal Law" of Eminent Domain. They the&lt;br /&gt;government can now take your property, paying you a fair amount, the reason is&lt;br /&gt;that the property will be used for the betterment of the community&lt;br /&gt;This should ruin your evening as it did mine&lt;br /&gt;The only out is you can complain tot he state ( a lot of good that will do you)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10704744-111970249155408249?l=forward-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/feeds/111970249155408249/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10704744&amp;postID=111970249155408249' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/111970249155408249'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10704744/posts/default/111970249155408249'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://forward-humor.blogspot.com/2005/06/fw-this-will-make-you-ill.html' title='Fw: This will make you ill'/><author><name>WitchDr.Mnt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723457478407114914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9_fPKHXPxME/SyBO_SiLMMI/AAAAAAAAARE/zkJD6IOOMZU/S220/n618930829_1482375_8285.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10704744.post-111970233563627286</id><published>2005-06-25T08:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-25T08:25:35.656-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Bill Gates after death!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;FONT color=#0000cc size=4&gt;Bill Gates passes away and goes up  to heaven where he is met by God.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really  confused on this one. I'm not&lt;BR&gt;sure&lt;BR&gt;whether to send you to Heaven or Hell.  After all, you enormously helped&lt;BR&gt;society by putting a computer in almost  every home in the world, and yet&lt;BR&gt;you created that ghastly  Windows.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;"I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to  let you&lt;BR&gt;decide where you want to go."&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Bill replied, "Well thanks, God.  What's the difference between the&lt;BR&gt;two?"&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;God said, "You take a peek at  both places briefly if it will help you&lt;BR&gt;decide. Shall we look at Hell  first?"&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;"Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!"&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Bill was amazed! He saw a  clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There&lt;BR&gt;were thousands of beautiful  men and women running around, playing in the&lt;BR&gt;water, laughing and frolicking  about. The sun was shining and the&lt;BR&gt;temperature was perfect.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;"This is  great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see&lt;BR&gt;heaven."&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;God  replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw&lt;BR&gt;puffy&lt;BR&gt;white  clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing&lt;BR&gt;harps and  singing.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Bill  Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.&lt;BR&gt;"God, I do  believe I would like to go to Hell."&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;"As you desire," said  God.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to  see how&lt;BR&gt;things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall,  screaming&lt;BR&gt;amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and  tortured by&lt;BR&gt;demons.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Bill  responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what  I&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women  playing&lt;BR&gt;in the water?"&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;"Oh THAT?!" said God.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;"That was the  Screen Saver."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face=Wolf color=#0000ff size=5&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Bill Gates passes away and goes up to heaven where he is met by God.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not&lt;br /&gt;sure&lt;br /&gt;whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped&lt;br /&gt;society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet&lt;br /&gt;you created that ghastly Windows.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you&lt;br /&gt;decide where you want to go."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the&lt;br /&gt;two?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you&lt;br /&gt;decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There&lt;br /&gt;were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the&lt;br /&gt;water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the&lt;br /&gt;temperature was perfect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see&lt;br /&gt;heaven."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw&lt;br /&gt;puffy&lt;br /&gt;white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing&lt;br /&gt;harps and singing.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.&lt;br /&gt;"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"As you desire," said God.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how&lt;br /&gt;things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming&lt;br /&gt;amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by&lt;br /&gt;demons.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing&lt;br /&gt;in the water?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"Oh THAT?!" said God.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;"That was the Screen Saver."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-post"&gt;----- End forwarded message -----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src=
