Fwd: Fw: Chinese Sex Therapist

Just couldn't pass up the opportunity to share an excerpt from a recent
issue of the Chinese Therapist Digest Weekly..... Helena

Subject: Chinese Sex Therapist

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your
crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery,
reery
fass to odderside of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said,

"OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly "Your probrem vewy bad. You
haf
Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face
look Ed Zachary like your butt."