Fwd: Revised hits with new lyrics

>> > Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics
> to
>> > accommodate aging baby boomers.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > They include:
>> >
>> > 1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
>> >
>> > 2. The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
>> >
>> > 3. Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
>> >
>> > 4. Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
>> >
>> > 5. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
>> >
>> > 6. Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now
>> >
>> > 7. Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
>> >
>> > 8. Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
>> >
>> > 9. Marvin Gaye - Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
>> >
>> > 10. Procol Harem - A White Shade of Hair
>> >
>> > 11. Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
>> >
>> > 12. The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
>> >
>> > 13. Abba - Denture Queen
>> >
>> > 14. Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
>> >
>> > 15. Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore
>> >
>> > 16. Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again
>> >
>> > 17. Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > This communication is for informational purposes only.  It is not
> intended
>> > as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial
>> > instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All
>> > market
>> > prices, data and other information are not warranted as to completeness
> or
>> > accuracy and are subject to change without notice. Any comments or
>> > statements made herein do not necessarily reflect those of J.P. Morgan
>> > Chase & Co., its subsidiaries and affiliates.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>

----- Forwarded message from lynnyd@direcway.com -----
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:48:00 -0700
From: Lynn <lynnyd@direcway.com>
Reply-To: Lynn <lynnyd@direcway.com>
Subject: Revised hits with new lyrics
To: "Aikman, Karen" <karen.aikman@lmco.com>, Michael Stump
<mvs@citlink.net>, acatbird@highstream.net

>> > Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics
> to
>> > accommodate aging baby boomers.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > They include:
>> >
>> > 1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
>> >
>> > 2. The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
>> >
>> > 3. Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
>> >
>> > 4. Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
>> >
>> > 5. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
>> >
>> > 6. Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now
>> >
>> > 7. Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
>> >
>> > 8. Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
>> >
>> > 9. Marvin Gaye - Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
>> >
>> > 10. Procol Harem - A White Shade of Hair
>> >
>> > 11. Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
>> >
>> > 12. The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
>> >
>> > 13. Abba - Denture Queen
>> >
>> > 14. Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
>> >
>> > 15. Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore
>> >
>> > 16. Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again
>> >
>> > 17. Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not
> intended
>> > as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial
>> > instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All
>> > market
>> > prices, data and other information are not warranted as to completeness
> or
>> > accuracy and are subject to change without notice. Any comments or
>> > statements made herein do not necessarily reflect those of J.P. Morgan
>> > Chase & Co., its subsidiaries and affiliates.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>

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