Fwd: Sign Language

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find
that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out,
since they can't see each other signing or read each other's lips.

After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the
wife figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple
signals? For instance, at night if you want to have sex with me, reach over
and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach
over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she
wants to have sex with him, "reach over and pull on my penis one time. If
you don't want to have sex, pull on my penis two hundred and fifty times."

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