Fwd: Flat Tire
id=role_document face=Arial color=#000000 size=2>face=Arial color=#000000 size=2>size=2>A Tennessean had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind
it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he
drove by and was so curious he
turned around and went back. He asked the
fellow what the problem
was.
The man replied, "I gotta flat tar."
The
passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you
break down they tell you to put flares
in the front and flares in the back.
I never did understand it
neither.
----- Forwarded message from lynnyd@direcway.com -----
Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 08:43:20 -0800
From: Lynn
Reply-To: Lynn
Subject: Flat Tire
To: Michael Stump
Makes sense to me. Guess ya gotta speak the language!
A Tennessean had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem
was.
The man replied, "I gotta flat tar."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it
neither.
----- End forwarded message -----
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