Fwd: Things to Know .. & remember!!

Lots of little tidbits here!!  Now, can you remember them all ??

1.    Budweiser beer conditions the hair

2.    Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish

3.    Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes

4.    Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair

5.    Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and
see
the dead skin and blackheads

6.    Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea

7.    Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water

8.    Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste

9.    Burn your tongue? Put sugar On it!

10.  Arthritis?  WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too

11.  Bee stings - meat tenderizer

12.  Chigger bite - Preparation H

13.  Puffy eyes - Preparation H

14! .  Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of
sutures
at most hospitals)

15.  Stinky feet - Jell-O!

16.  Athletes feet - cornstarch

17.  Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub

18.  Kool aid To clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent
section
and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this
stuff)

19.  Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon
Plain
yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them
if
they eat it!

20.  Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's!  Wipe off with a
coffee
filter paper

21.  Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray

22.  Pam Will also remove paint, and grease from your hands!  Keep a
can in
your garage for your hubby

23.  Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls

24.  When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn
starch and
watch them slide on

25.  Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!

26.  Body paint - Crisco Mixed with food coloring.  Heat the Crisco in
the
microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food
color of
your choice!

27.  Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie
a
rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak

28.  Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and
cup of
milk of magnesia, Soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many
years!

29.  A Slinky Will hold toast and CD's!

30.  To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate
toothpaste

31.  Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt And watch it absorb into the
salt.

32.  To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over ! the wax stain,
it
will absorb into the towel.

33.  Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!

34.  Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper
softener
and the static from the Bounce Towel will cause the baked on food to
adhere
to it.  Soak overnight.  Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, Soak
overnight!

35.  Crayon on the wall - Colgate Toothpaste and brush it!

36.  Dirty grout - Listerine

37.  Stains on clothes - Colgate

38.  Grass stains - Karo Syrup

39.  Grease Stains - Coca Cola, It will also remove grease stains from
the
driveway overnight.  We know it will take corrosion from car
batteries!

40.  Fleas in your carpet?  20 Mule Team Borax- Sprinkle and let stand
for
24 hours.  Maybe this will work if you get them back again.

41.  To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox! , or 2 Bayer
aspirin,
Or just use 7-up instead of water.

42.  When you go to buy bread in the groc ery store, have you ever
wondered
which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness?  Did
you
know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week?
Monday,
Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.  Each day has a different
color
twist tie.  They are: Monday = Blue,  Tuesday = Green, Thursday = Red
Friday = White and Saturday = Yellow.  So if today was Thursday, you
would
want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)!
The
colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow,
Monday
through Saturday.  Very easy to remember. I thought this was
interesting.  I
looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different
twist
ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors.
You
l! earn something new everyday!  Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread
with the
right color on the day you are shopping.

Pass this information on to friends so they can be informed also.

 

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Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:56:14 -0700
From: Lynn <lynnyd@direcway.com>
Reply-To: Lynn <lynnyd@direcway.com>
Subject: Things to Know .. & remember!!
To: "Aikman, Karen" <karen.aikman@lmco.com>, acatbird@highstream.net

Lots of little tidbits here!! Now, can you remember them all ??

1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair

2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish

3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes

4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair

5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and
see
the dead skin and blackheads

6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea

7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water

8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste

9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar On it!

10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too

11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer

12. Chigger bite - Preparation H

13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H

14! . Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of
sutures
at most hospitals)

15. Stinky feet - Jell-O!

16. Athletes feet - cornstarch

17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub

18. Kool aid To clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent
section
and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this
stuff)

19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon
Plain
yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them
if
they eat it!

20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a
coffee
filter paper

21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray

22. Pam Will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a
can in
your garage for your hubby

23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls

24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn
starch and
watch them slide on

25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!

26. Body paint - Crisco Mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in
the
microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food
color of
your choice!

27. Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie
a
rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak

28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and
cup of
milk of magnesia, Soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many
years!

29. A Slinky Will hold toast and CD's!

30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate
toothpaste

31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt And watch it absorb into the
salt.

32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over ! the wax stain,
it
will absorb into the towel.

33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!

34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper
softener
and the static from the Bounce Towel will cause the baked on food to
adhere
to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, Soak
overnight!

35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate Toothpaste and brush it!

36. Dirty grout - Listerine

37. Stains on clothes - Colgate

38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup

39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, It will also remove grease stains from
the
driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car
batteries!

40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- Sprinkle and let stand
for
24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.

41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox! , or 2 Bayer
aspirin,
Or just use 7-up instead of water.

42. When you go to buy bread in the groc ery store, have you ever
wondered
which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness? Did
you
know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week?
Monday,
Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different
color
twist tie. They are: Monday = Blue, Tuesday = Green, Thursday = Red
Friday = White and Saturday = Yellow. So if today was Thursday, you
would
want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)!
The
colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow,
Monday
through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was
interesting. I
looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different
twist
ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors.
You
l! earn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread
with the
right color on the day you are shopping.

Pass this information on to friends so they can be informed also.

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