Slow Friends

Today is the international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an
encouraging message to a mentally retarded friend--as I have just done
for you. Just thought I'd let your retarded ass know I don't mind being
friends with you. I don't care if you lick windows or even if you wear a
football helmet to work. It doesn't bother me that you wear your
underwear on the outside of your pants. All I ask is that when we go
to the club, you drive so we can park up front. You hang on in there
because you are doing great! You are special, so keep trying! Have a
great day!