Fw: Blond From Tennessee

> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
> attractive blond woman from Tennessee arrived and bet twenty-thousand
> dollars ( $20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>
> She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
> completely nude."
> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,
> "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
> As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
> "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>
> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her
> clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
> dumbfounded.
>
> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
> The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
>
> Moral
> Not all Tennesseans are stupid and not all blonds are dumb, but all
> men are men.

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