Fwd: DEAR ABBY, funny

DEAR ABBY,

My husband has a long record of money problems & runs up huge credit card
bills. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but
already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of
them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has
been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I don't quite
understand it. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with
people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. And now he has been going to the
gym an awful lot and is into wearing uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate
to think what that means.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the
same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly
creepy! Can you help?

Signed, Lost in DC

DEAR LOST:
Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of
us are stuck with the asshole for four more years!



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