Fwd: Fw: New words

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas
from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.

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2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting
laid.


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3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.


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4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.


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5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.


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6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


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7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.


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8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)


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9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious
bummer.


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10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only
things that are good for you.


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11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.


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12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.


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13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.


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14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom
at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


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15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit
you're eating.


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16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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