Fwd: Scotsman

A Scotsman, planning a trip
to the Holy Land, was aghast
when he found it would cost
fifty dollars an hour to rent
a boat on the Sea of
Galilee.


"Hoot mon," he said, "in
Scotland it wouldna ha' been
more than $20."


"That might be true," said
the travel agent, "but you
have to take into account
that the Sea of Galilee is
water on which our Lord
himself walked."


"Well, at $50 an hour for a
boat," said the
Scotsman, "it's no wonder he
walked!"

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