Fwd: PUBLIC SERVICE WARNING

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No vaccine yet. possibly by 2008.

Subject: PUBLIC SERVICE WARNING

The Disease Control Center has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of
Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and
high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna
reelect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for
the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from
this especially troublesome disease.
Symptoms of Gonorrhea Lectim include, but not limited to: Anti-social
personality disorder, grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic
mangling of the English language; inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions;
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial
smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating
evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical,
all-or-nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and
epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated
only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.
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