Fwd: Jokes

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The high school coaches went to a coaches' retreat. To save money they had
to share rooms. No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored so
loudly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the
whole time, so they voted to take turns. Ernie slept with Daryl the first
night and came to breakfast next morning with his hair a mess, eyes all
bloodshot.

The others asked, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Man, that Daryl snored so loud, I watched him all night."

The next night it was Jeff's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all
standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The others wondered, "Man, what happened
to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly
ex-football-player-looking type of man's man. Next morning, he came to
breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning."

They couldn't believe it! They queried, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and
kissed him good night. He watched me all night long."

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Friendship among women:
A woman doesn't come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she
slept over at a friends' house. The man calls his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them know about it.

Friendship among men:
A man doesn't come home at night. The next day he tells his wife he slept
over at a friends' house. The woman calls her husbands' 10 best friends. 8
of them say he did sleep over and 2 claim he's still there.

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