Fwd: Cruise Ship Diary

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DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship.
I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm
really excited.

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DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and
we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful
vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain
today and he seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some
shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the
deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his
table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a
wonderful time. He is a very attractive and
attentive gentleman.
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DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about
$80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him
in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete
with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the
night but I declined. I told him there was no way I
could be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY .... DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little
sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and
spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me
and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a
charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him
for the night and again I declined. He told me that if
I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink
the ship. I was appalled.
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DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.

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