Fwd: jokes and a thought.

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I actively dislike Jay Leno, but he does have some good writers. Evidence:
"If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say things are going very well, and
we were stopping for some ice."

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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to
the driver's window and asks, "You drinkin'?"
The driver said, - "Well that depends - You buyin'?"
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