Fwd: Kentucky folks

Kentucky Folks

The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so
he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into
his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need
some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take
off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

You gotta love those Kentucky women.
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A group of Kentucky friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the
day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight
of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the
successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal
Henry."
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Regarding the year 2000, a senior in Kentucky was overheard saying, "When the
end of the world comes, I hope to be in Kentucky."

When asked why, he stated that, "Everything happens here 20 years later than the
rest of the civilized world."
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The young Kentucky man came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young Kentuckian answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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NEWS FLASH --- Kentucky's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater
Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Kentucky students, crashed into
a Lexington cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue workers have recovered
300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the
evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
efforts.

A Kentucky State Trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got
any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

A Kentucky man had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove
by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what
the problem was.

The man replied," I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front
and flares in the back! I never did understand it either."