Fwd: jokes and a thought.

----- Forwarded message

I actively dislike Jay Leno, but he does have some good writers. Evidence:
"If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say things are going very well, and
we were stopping for some ice."

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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to
the driver's window and asks, "You drinkin'?"
The driver said, - "Well that depends - You buyin'?"
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Fwd: Naked man and elephant..

----- Forwarded message from

An elephant is walking through the jungle when he comes across a naked man
standing
in a clearing.

The elephant slowly looks the man up and down and says,

"How the hell do ya feed yourself with that?"

----- End forwarded message -----