pedro's immigration

> Pedro's Immigration
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>IMMIGRATION TEST Pedro was trying to get into the US legally through
Immigration.
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>The Officer said "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is one
more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the US" Pedro said,"I am ready."
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>The officer said, "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink and Green."
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>Pedro thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
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>The Officer said, "Go ahead."
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>Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say,
"Yellow, this is Pedro.'"
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>Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you.

Who am I

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one a big party last night," the mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning, when it ended. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got abit wild. We got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.

"The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?" Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet.Then the women try to guess who it is.

"The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that." "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times."