Fw: Just in from dear friend Harvey
12. Life is sexually transmitted.
11. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you don't see him excited, make him a sandwich!
9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
8. Some people are like Slinkies. . . not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
4. A slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars.
A substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents.
3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
1. Many terrorists come to
12. Life is sexually transmitted.
11. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you don't see him excited, make
him a sandwich!
9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the
internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
8. Some people are like Slinkies. . . not really good for anything, but you
can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
4. A slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars.
A substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents.
3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
1. Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired Visas
(some for as long as 10-15 years). At Blockbuster you're two days late with a
video rental and those people are all over you. We should put Blockbuster in
charge of US immigration.
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posted by Unknown @ 1:20 PM
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