Monday, June 13, 2005

Fwd: Things to Know .. & remember!!

Lots of little tidbits here!!  Now, can you remember them all ??

1.    Budweiser beer conditions the hair

2.    Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish

3.    Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes

4.    Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair

5.    Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and
see
the dead skin and blackheads

6.    Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea

7.    Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water

8.    Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste

9.    Burn your tongue? Put sugar On it!

10.  Arthritis?  WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too

11.  Bee stings - meat tenderizer

12.  Chigger bite - Preparation H

13.  Puffy eyes - Preparation H

14! .  Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of
sutures
at most hospitals)

15.  Stinky feet - Jell-O!

16.  Athletes feet - cornstarch

17.  Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub

18.  Kool aid To clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent
section
and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this
stuff)

19.  Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon
Plain
yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them
if
they eat it!

20.  Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's!  Wipe off with a
coffee
filter paper

21.  Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray

22.  Pam Will also remove paint, and grease from your hands!  Keep a
can in
your garage for your hubby

23.  Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls

24.  When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn
starch and
watch them slide on

25.  Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!

26.  Body paint - Crisco Mixed with food coloring.  Heat the Crisco in
the
microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food
color of
your choice!

27.  Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie
a
rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak

28.  Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and
cup of
milk of magnesia, Soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many
years!

29.  A Slinky Will hold toast and CD's!

30.  To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate
toothpaste

31.  Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt And watch it absorb into the
salt.

32.  To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over ! the wax stain,
it
will absorb into the towel.

33.  Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!

34.  Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper
softener
and the static from the Bounce Towel will cause the baked on food to
adhere
to it.  Soak overnight.  Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, Soak
overnight!

35.  Crayon on the wall - Colgate Toothpaste and brush it!

36.  Dirty grout - Listerine

37.  Stains on clothes - Colgate

38.  Grass stains - Karo Syrup

39.  Grease Stains - Coca Cola, It will also remove grease stains from
the
driveway overnight.  We know it will take corrosion from car
batteries!

40.  Fleas in your carpet?  20 Mule Team Borax- Sprinkle and let stand
for
24 hours.  Maybe this will work if you get them back again.

41.  To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox! , or 2 Bayer
aspirin,
Or just use 7-up instead of water.

42.  When you go to buy bread in the groc ery store, have you ever
wondered
which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness?  Did
you
know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week?
Monday,
Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.  Each day has a different
color
twist tie.  They are: Monday = Blue,  Tuesday = Green, Thursday = Red
Friday = White and Saturday = Yellow.  So if today was Thursday, you
would
want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)!
The
colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow,
Monday
through Saturday.  Very easy to remember. I thought this was
interesting.  I
looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different
twist
ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors.
You
l! earn something new everyday!  Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread
with the
right color on the day you are shopping.

Pass this information on to friends so they can be informed also.

 


----- Forwarded message from lynnyd@direcway.com -----
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:56:14 -0700
From: Lynn <lynnyd@direcway.com>
Reply-To: Lynn <lynnyd@direcway.com>
Subject: Things to Know .. & remember!!
To: "Aikman, Karen" <karen.aikman@lmco.com>, acatbird@highstream.net

Lots of little tidbits here!! Now, can you remember them all ??

1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair

2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish

3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes

4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair

5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and
see
the dead skin and blackheads

6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea

7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water

8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste

9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar On it!

10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too

11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer

12. Chigger bite - Preparation H

13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H

14! . Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of
sutures
at most hospitals)

15. Stinky feet - Jell-O!

16. Athletes feet - cornstarch

17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub

18. Kool aid To clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent
section
and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this
stuff)

19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon
Plain
yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them
if
they eat it!

20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a
coffee
filter paper

21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray

22. Pam Will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a
can in
your garage for your hubby

23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls

24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn
starch and
watch them slide on

25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!

26. Body paint - Crisco Mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in
the
microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food
color of
your choice!

27. Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie
a
rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak

28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and
cup of
milk of magnesia, Soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many
years!

29. A Slinky Will hold toast and CD's!

30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate
toothpaste

31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt And watch it absorb into the
salt.

32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over ! the wax stain,
it
will absorb into the towel.

33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!

34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper
softener
and the static from the Bounce Towel will cause the baked on food to
adhere
to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, Soak
overnight!

35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate Toothpaste and brush it!

36. Dirty grout - Listerine

37. Stains on clothes - Colgate

38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup

39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, It will also remove grease stains from
the
driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car
batteries!

40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- Sprinkle and let stand
for
24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.

41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox! , or 2 Bayer
aspirin,
Or just use 7-up instead of water.

42. When you go to buy bread in the groc ery store, have you ever
wondered
which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness? Did
you
know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week?
Monday,
Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different
color
twist tie. They are: Monday = Blue, Tuesday = Green, Thursday = Red
Friday = White and Saturday = Yellow. So if today was Thursday, you
would
want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)!
The
colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow,
Monday
through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was
interesting. I
looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different
twist
ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors.
You
l! earn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread
with the
right color on the day you are shopping.

Pass this information on to friends so they can be informed also.

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1616 Ballou Rd.
Floyds Knobs, Indiana USA
47119
(812) 945-8426

"No crime is greater than the repression of man's nature either by oneself or
by someone else." - Mao -

"sucess very often consists in a final persistence" -- Chinese saying --

"man can be destroyed but cannot be defeated" -- Hemingway --

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something".
-- Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-1895); English zoologist --

We can do anything we want if we stick to it long enough.
-- Helen Keller --

Fwd: This is a Great story ...

----- Forwarded message from lynnyd@direcway.com -----
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:51:01 -0700
From: Lynn <lynnyd@direcway.com>
Reply-To: Lynn <lynnyd@direcway.com>
Subject: This is a Great story ...
To: "Aikman, Karen" <karen.aikman@lmco.com>, acatbird@highstream.net

Tsunami Survivor

NAIROBI (AFP) - A baby hippopotamus that survived the tsunami waves on the
Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise,
in an animal facility in the port city of Mombassa, officials said.

The hippopotamus, nicknamed Owen and weighing about 300 kilograms (650 pounds),
was swept down Sabaki River into the Indian Ocean, then forced back to shore
when tsunami waves struck the Kenyan coast on December 26, before wildlife
rangers rescued him.

"It is incredible. A-less-than-a-year-old hippo has adopted a male tortoise,
about a century old, and the tortoise seems to be very happy with being a
'mother'," ecologist Paula Kahumbu, who is in charge of Lafarge Park, told AFP.

"After it was swept and lost its mother, the hippo was traumatized. It had to
look for something to be a surrogate mother. Fortunately, it landed on the
tortoise and established a strong bond. They swim, eat and sleep together," the
ecologist added.

"The hippo follows the tortoise exactly the way it follows its mother. If
somebody approaches the tortoise, the hippo becomes aggressive, as if
protecting its biological mother," Kahumbu added.

"The hippo is a young baby, he was left at a very tender age and by nature,
hippos are social animals that like to stay with their mothers for four years,"
he explained.

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that
take our breath away.

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curtis m carlson
www.blog.cmcarlson.com
http://forward-humor.blogspot.com
www.cmcarlson.com
1616 Ballou Rd.
Floyds Knobs, Indiana USA
47119
(812) 945-8426

"No crime is greater than the repression of man's nature either by oneself or
by someone else." - Mao -

"sucess very often consists in a final persistence" -- Chinese saying --

"man can be destroyed but cannot be defeated" -- Hemingway --

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something".
-- Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-1895); English zoologist --

We can do anything we want if we stick to it long enough.
-- Helen Keller --

Fwd: Revised hits with new lyrics



>> > Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics
> to
>> > accommodate aging baby boomers.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > They include:
>> >
>> > 1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
>> >
>> > 2. The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
>> >
>> > 3. Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
>> >
>> > 4. Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
>> >
>> > 5. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
>> >
>> > 6. Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now
>> >
>> > 7. Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
>> >
>> > 8. Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
>> >
>> > 9. Marvin Gaye - Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
>> >
>> > 10. Procol Harem - A White Shade of Hair
>> >
>> > 11. Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
>> >
>> > 12. The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
>> >
>> > 13. Abba - Denture Queen
>> >
>> > 14. Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
>> >
>> > 15. Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore
>> >
>> > 16. Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again
>> >
>> > 17. Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > This communication is for informational purposes only.  It is not
> intended
>> > as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial
>> > instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All
>> > market
>> > prices, data and other information are not warranted as to completeness
> or
>> > accuracy and are subject to change without notice. Any comments or
>> > statements made herein do not necessarily reflect those of J.P. Morgan
>> > Chase & Co., its subsidiaries and affiliates.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>

----- Forwarded message from lynnyd@direcway.com -----
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:48:00 -0700
From: Lynn <lynnyd@direcway.com>
Reply-To: Lynn <lynnyd@direcway.com>
Subject: Revised hits with new lyrics
To: "Aikman, Karen" <karen.aikman@lmco.com>, Michael Stump
<mvs@citlink.net>, acatbird@highstream.net

>> > Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics
> to
>> > accommodate aging baby boomers.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > They include:
>> >
>> > 1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
>> >
>> > 2. The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
>> >
>> > 3. Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
>> >
>> > 4. Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
>> >
>> > 5. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
>> >
>> > 6. Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now
>> >
>> > 7. Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
>> >
>> > 8. Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
>> >
>> > 9. Marvin Gaye - Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
>> >
>> > 10. Procol Harem - A White Shade of Hair
>> >
>> > 11. Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
>> >
>> > 12. The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
>> >
>> > 13. Abba - Denture Queen
>> >
>> > 14. Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
>> >
>> > 15. Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore
>> >
>> > 16. Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again
>> >
>> > 17. Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not
> intended
>> > as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial
>> > instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All
>> > market
>> > prices, data and other information are not warranted as to completeness
> or
>> > accuracy and are subject to change without notice. Any comments or
>> > statements made herein do not necessarily reflect those of J.P. Morgan
>> > Chase & Co., its subsidiaries and affiliates.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>

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--
curtis m carlson
www.blog.cmcarlson.com
http://forward-humor.blogspot.com
www.cmcarlson.com
1616 Ballou Rd.
Floyds Knobs, Indiana USA
47119
(812) 945-8426

"No crime is greater than the repression of man's nature either by oneself or
by someone else." - Mao -

"sucess very often consists in a final persistence" -- Chinese saying --

"man can be destroyed but cannot be defeated" -- Hemingway --

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something".
-- Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-1895); English zoologist --

We can do anything we want if we stick to it long enough.
-- Helen Keller --