Fwd: Great Quotes By Ladies

GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her
up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.!

-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head
on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

A man! 's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as
good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at
once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.

-Catherine-

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before
they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

-Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb --
and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men! would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
country..

-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done,
ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and ! a
career.

-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Sometimes when I look at my children I wish I had remained a virgin.

Lillian Carter

Fwd: Sick of supporting the Middle East? Here's where to buy your gas!

A SIMPLE LIST OF WHERE TO BUY YOUR GAS:Saudi Arabia. Just buy from
gas companies that don't import their oil from the Saudis.

Nothing is more frustrating than the feeling that every time I
fill-up the tank I am sending my money to people who are trying to
kill me, my family, and my friends.

Here are the major companies that DO import Middle Eastern oil;
DON’T BUY FROM THEM!!-

Shell............................. 205,742,000 barrels

Chevron/Texaco......... 144,332,000 barrels

Exxon /Mobil............... 130,082,000 barrels

Marathon/Speedway... 117,740,000 barrels

Amoco............................62,231,000 barrels

If you do the math at $30/barrel, these imports amount to over $18
BILLION TO THE PEOPLE WHO HATE ALL AMERICANS!

Here are some large companies that do not import Middle Eastern
oil:

Citgo.......0 barrels

Sunoco.......0 barrels

Conoco.......0 barrels

Sinclair.....0 barrels

BP/Phillips..0 barrels

Hess.........0 barrels

ARC0.......0 barrels

PLEASE, SUPPORT THESE COMPANIES THAT DON’T SUPPORT THE KILLING OF
AMERICANS VIA WAR OR TERRORISM!

All of this information is available from the Department of Energy.
Each company is required to state where they get their oil and how
much they are importing. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO BUY YOUR GAS!

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