Sunday, September 11, 2005

Fwd: VODKA

See ya'll later, rushing out to buy a case of Vodka .....
 
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Subject: VODKA

By Crackie, I always said it was good .....
 
Uses for Vodka...

> 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
solvent dissolves adhesive.
>
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray
bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
>
> 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and
kills germs.
>
> 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting
your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka
disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
>
> 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
> 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
>
> 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of
healthy hair.
>
> 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to
kill them.
> 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag
and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black
eyes.
>
> 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun
for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the
tincture to aches and pains.
>
> 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and
back as a liniment.
> 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
> 13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
>
> 14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the oil
from your skin.
> 15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb
some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
>
>

> 16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU



Uses for Vodka...

> 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
solvent dissolves adhesive.
>
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray
bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
>
> 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and
kills germs.
>
> 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting
your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka
disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
>
> 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
> 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
>
> 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of
healthy hair.
>
> 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to
kill them.
> 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag
and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black
eyes.
>
> 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun
for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the
tincture to aches and pains.
>
> 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and
back as a liniment.
> 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
> 13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
>
> 14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the oil
from your skin.
> 15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb
some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
>
>
>
> 16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU

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